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"Is there anyone here who specializes in stress management?"
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"Iron Chef, my ass!"
Tags:kitchen, kitchens, restaurant, restaurants, chef, chefs, cook, cooks, cooking, food preparation, culinary arts, culinary, burnt, burned, burning, television, televisions, tv, tvs, t.v., t.v.s, show, shows, program, programs, programmes, programme, cooking show, cooking shows, cooking program, cooking programs, cooking programmes, cooking programmes, incompetent, incompetents, incompetence
"Looks like somebody's having a fight with her little boyfriend."
Tags:kid, kids, child, children, parent, parents, parenting, parenthood, mom, moms, mum, mums, mother, mothers, motherhood, father, fathers, fatherhood, dad, dads, daughter, daughters, boyfriend, boyfriends, girlfriends, imaginary, imagination, stuffed toy, stuffed toys, stuffed animal, stuffed animal, toy, toys, doll, dolls, rabbit, rabbits, bunny, bunnies, relationship, relationships, relationship issues, relationships problems, kitchen, kitchens, stove, stoves, stove top, stove tops, toy kitchen, toy kitchens, boil, boiling, boil alive, boiling alive, play, playing, pretend, pretending
"The problem is that your trap is one big macaroni."
Castle drawbridge opens to reveal a dishwasher
Tags:castle, castles, moat, moats, drawbridge, drawbridges, bridge, bridges, knight, knights, soldier, soldiers, medieval, draw bridge, draw bridges, horse, horses, dish, dishes, plate, plates, cup, cups, pot, pots, dishware, dishwasher, dishwashers, dish washer, dish washer, appliance, appliances, kitchen, kitchens, open, opened, opening
'I put the steaks on.' 'Are you crazy? The potatoes aren't even close to done. The steaks will be coal by the time they're ready.' 'No they won't, we're almost out of propane.'
"You have brought sunshine to my life and now I must say good-bye."
Tags:gun, guns, pistol, pistols, colt, colts, shoot, shot, shoots, shooting, toaster, toasters, toasted, appliance, appliances, kitchen, kitchens, kitchenette, suicidal, invert, inverted, subvert, subverted, dark, dark humor, black humor, black humour, dark humour, grim, grimdark, goodbye, goodbyes, death, dead, die, died, dying
Well, I'm not leaving.
"She's right here. She's doing some dishes and testing the tensile strength of Lycra."
Tags:relationship, relationships, marriage, marriages, married life, husband, husbands, wife, wives, housework, dishes, doing the dishes, washing the dishes, dishwashing, cleaning up, kitchen, kitchens, phone, phones, telephone, telephones, phone call, phone calls, telephone calls, telephone calls, talking on the phone, pants, trouser, tight, too tight, tight pants, tight trousers, fashion, women's fashion, women's clothing, women's clothes, fabric, fabrics, synthetic fabric, synthetic fabrics, tensile strength, clothes, clothing, room pants, house wear, leisure wear, women, woman, stereotype, stereotypes
A woman standing beside a stove full of steaming pots and pans.
Tags:food, kitchen, kitchens, cooking, cook, cooks, chef, chefs, homemade, made with love, cooking with love, love, family, families, home chef, home chefs, home cook, home cooks, home cooking, woman, women, matriarch, matriarchs, mom, moms, mum, mums, mother, mothers, motherhood, grandma, grandmas, grandmothers, parent, parents, grandparent, grandparents, nana, nanas, noona, noonas, steam, steaming, pots and pans, stove, stoves, oven, ovens, smile, smiles, smiling, happy, happiness, family recipe, family recipes, secret recipe, secret recipes
'Oh for heaven's sake, woman, can't you use a knife like everyone else?'
'This week, the secret ingredient on Iron chef is . . . Iron. Good luck, suckas.'
"Hand me my claw hammer."
"We reserve the right to refuse service to anyone."
Tags:relationship, relationships, relationship issues, relationship problems, marriage, marriages, married life, couple, couples, husband, husbands, wife, wives, spouse, spouses, argument, arguments, arguing, fight, fights, fighting, conflict, conflicts, restaurant, restaurants, cafe, cafes, kitchen, kitchens, customer service, service, mornings, breakfast, coffee, waitress, waitresses, waiter, waiters, server, servers
"By the time we got there, all we wanted to do was raid their kitchen."
Tags:knight, knights, soldier, soldiers, army, cavalry, horse, horses, armour, armor, commander, commander, captain, captains, spear, spears, weapon, weapons, stab, impale, medieval, history, raid, pillage, plunder, attack, kitchen, kitchens, food, eat, eating, steal, stole, stolen, hunger, hungry, starve, starving
The Peas? I'm Just Scrolling Through Them
"I'm getting a little itchy to redo the bedroom!"
Tags:midwest, quality of life, married life, marriage, modern life, apartment life, urban life, urban living, home, homes, house, houses, decor, decoration, decorated, interior, interiors, interior design, refurbish, refurbishment, refurbishments, refurbishing, redo, property, real estate, middle america, under his nose, under her nose, messy, mess, poor, poverty, within means, within their means, kitchen, kitchens, bedroom, bedrooms, untidy
"Well, you said you wanted an island."
Tags:kitchen island, kitchen islands, desert island, desert islands, deserted island, deserted islands, builder, builders, cowboy builder, cowboy builders, building project, kitchen, kitchens, misunderstanding, misunderstandings, misunderstood, food preparation, kitchen upgrade, kitchen upgrades, home improvement, home improvements
"I can't remember if they turned me off or not"
Tags:oven, ovens, forget, forgetting, forgetful, forgetfulness, memory, memories, memorise, holiday, holidays, vacation, vacations, vacationing, leave, leaving, house, houses, home, homes, homely, family, families, anthro, anthropomorphic, anthropomorphism, kitchen, kitchens, appliance, paranoid, paranoia, ocd, o c d, o.c.d., obsess, obsessed, obsessive, obsessing, obsesses, appliances
"Why, this broth we made is magnificent!"
"The Toast Whisperer"
Tags:toast, toaster, toasters, toasted, food, foodie, foodies, food lover, food lovers, kitchen, kitchen appliances, appliance, appliances, tech, technological, breakfast, breakfast food, morning, mornings, jam, jams, jelly, jellies, grape, grapes, raspberry, preserve, preserves, blueberry, blueberries, apple, apples, butter, butters, fruit, fruits, word play, play on words, whisperer, whisperers
"Keep in mind, this dish is best served in a restaurant cooked by anyone other than you."
Tags:kitchen, kitchens, chef, chefs, cook, cooks, cooking, homecooking, home-cooking, recipe, recipes, food, meal, meals, food preparation, meal preparation, bad cooks, bad chefs, professional, professionals, difficult, hard, impossible, restaurant, restaurant, best, don't try this at home, keep in mind, television, televisions, watching television, tv, tvs, watching tv, t.v., t.v.s, watching t.v., cooking show, cooking shows, cooking program, cooking programs, cooking programmes, cooking programmes, home chef, home chefs, foodie, foodies, gourmet, gourmets, gourmand, gourmands, preparing food, preparing a meal, bad at cooking, television studio, tv studio, t.v. studio
Cinzia Baffi's Time-And-Temp Chair
Tags:spin off, spin-off, parody, parodied, avant garde, avant-garde, breakfast, breakfast food, foodie, foodies, food lover, food lovers, food blog, food blogger, kitchen, kitchen furniture, fork, forks, thermometer, thermometric, temperature, clock, clocks, time, times, timed, designer, designed, high society, furniture, furniture design, interior, interiors, interior design, interior designer, chair, chairs, love seat, art, arts, artistic, culture, cultures, cultured
'You don't have to run away, dear. I will.'
"You better run, lover boy. If my husband catches you here, he's going to want me to make him breakfast, too."
Tags:relationship, relationships, relationship issues, relationship problems, marriage, marriages, married life, couple, couples, husband, husbands, wife, wives, spouse, spouses, lover, lovers, secret, secrets, infidelity, cheater, cheaters, extramarital affairs, affair, affairs, cooking, kitchen, kitchens, breakfast, meal, meals, mealtime, run, running away, escaping, avoiding