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"We are not buying a refrigerator with a learning curve."
Tags:fridge, fridges, refrigerator, refrigerators, kitchen appliance, kitchen appliances, mod con, mod cons, consumer, consumers, consumerism, modern tech, modern technology, modern technologies, modern life, modern times, modern attitudes, learning curve, learning curves, complication, complications, over complication, over-complication, couple, couples, husband and wife, husbands and wives, marriages
"I'm in way over my head"
Tags:toaster, toasters, appliance, appliances, kitchen appliance, kitchen appliances, robot, robots, advanced technology, technology, tech, robotics, mechanical engineering, mechanical engineer, mechanical engineers, electronics engineering, electronics, electronics engineer, electronics engineers, computer engineering, computer, computers, computer engineers, computer engineer, engineer, engineers, computer science, nerds, in over your head, in over my head, sayings, expressions, outdated, outmoded, intelligence, intelligent, imposter, imposters, imposter syndrome, impostor, impostors, impostor syndrome, self-worth, self-esteem, outclassed
"Make a different wish- your bagel is really stuck."
Tags:genie, genies, genie in a lamp, magic lamp, magic lamps, aladdin, fairy story, fairy stories, fairy tale, fairy tales, toaster, toasters, bagel, bagels, breakfast, breakfast time, breakfast bagel, breakfast bagels, wish, wishes, three wishes, 3 wishes, advice, good advice, mod con, mod cons, kitchen appliance, kitchen appliances
"The Toast Whisperer"
Tags:toast, toaster, toasters, toasted, food, foodie, foodies, food lover, food lovers, kitchen, kitchen appliances, appliance, appliances, tech, technological, breakfast, breakfast food, morning, mornings, jam, jams, jelly, jellies, grape, grapes, raspberry, preserve, preserves, blueberry, blueberries, apple, apples, butter, butters, fruit, fruits, word play, play on words, whisperer, whisperers
"I wanted a toaster."
Tags:toaster, toasters, cavemen, caveman, cavewomen, cavewoman, toast, kitchen appliance, kitchen appliances, electrical appliance, electrical appliances, toasts, fire, fires, prehistory, prehistoric, gift, gifts, present, presents, dissatisfied, cooking, early civilization, campfire, campfires, early civilisation, primitive civilisation, primitive civilization, nag, nags, nagging, nagged
'Call an emergency church supper! The freezer's gone out!'
"Wow! The big guy! And what kind of B.T.U.s am I looking at here?"
Tags:btu, b.t.u., british thermal unit, british thermal units, cooker, cookers, radiator, radiators, grill, grills, oven, ovens, hob, hobs, dinner party, dinner parties, house party, house parties, cocktail party, cocktail parties, showing off, kitchen appliance, kitchen appliances, boring, small talk, small-talk, show off, show-off, engineer, engineers
'I know you're trying to keep health care costs down - but what kind of life support systems are these?'
"You bought be a toaster for our anniversary? You shouldn't have...seriously, you shouldn't have!"
'We don't have energy-efficient appliances but the food in the 'fridge has gone green.'
"Hey! 'Made in U.S.A.'!"
Tags:kitchen appliance, kitchen appliances, electrical appliance, electrical appliances, gadget, gadgets, kitchen, mixer, mixers, smoothie maker, smoothie makers, smoothing making, us industry, us economy, american economy, american industry, american manufacturing, us manufacturing, manufacturer, manufacturers
'Use Anything In This Kitchen At Your Own Risk.'
'Sorry, but I'm looking for a toaster that I can also play games on.'
It's hard to when I'm always under pressure."
"Ask not for whom the refrigerator hums..."
Tags:for whom the bell tolls, poet, poets, poetry, john donne, saying, sayings, idiom, idioms, fridge, fridges, refrigerator, refrigerators, mod con, mod cons, kitchen appliance, kitchen appliances, sleepless night, sleepless nights, exhausted, exhaustion, insomnia, insomniac, irritating, irritation, irritations, hmm, humming
'Press this button and you can watch the food cook in HD!'
"We need a new stove. This one's beginning to burn oil."
"And how exactly am I supposed to peel the carrots when we don't even have an electronic multiblade adjustable potato peeler?"
"Does it come with magnets?"
Jim checks his breadbox
"My kitchen is very small. Do you have any with doors that swing in?"
Tags:small kitchen, small apartment, condos, small kitchens, kitchen, kitchens, condo, refrigerator, fridge, finicky customer, salesman, listening to the customer, appliances, kitchen appliances, shopping, fussy customer, picky customer, demanding customer, small space, cramped living quarters, bachelor apartment, real estate, upgrading, marketing, design, functional design, living space, living spaces
"This is our high-traffic, reinforced, heavy-duty model."
Tags:refrigerator, refrigerators, fridges, fridge, kitchen appliances, salesmanship, sales person, sales people, salesman, salesmen, obesity epidemic, fat epidemic, obesity, over eating, good intentions, high-traffic, reinforced, heavy-duty, sales pitch, sales pitches, customer service, dieting, losing weight, weight watchers, planning meals, willpower
'I don't know why you use the lid to this thing. It's so much more fun without it!'
'Listen, Blender, I'm not flashing you on purpose to flirt. My clock just hasn't been set.'
Tags:microwave, microwaves, microwaving, blenders, flirt, flirts, flirtation, flirtations, flashing, flasher, flashers, love life, love-life, chatup, chat up, chat-up, line, lines, pickup, pick-up, pick up, kitchen appliance, kitchen appliances, electrical appliance, electrical appliances, blender, flirting