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"We are not buying a refrigerator with a learning curve."
Tags:fridge, fridges, refrigerator, refrigerators, kitchen appliance, kitchen appliances, mod con, mod cons, consumer, consumers, consumerism, modern tech, modern technology, modern technologies, modern life, modern times, modern attitudes, learning curve, learning curves, complication, complications, over complication, over-complication, couple, couples, husband and wife, husbands and wives, marriages
"I'm in way over my head"
Tags:toaster, toasters, appliance, appliances, kitchen appliance, kitchen appliances, robot, robots, advanced technology, technology, tech, robotics, mechanical engineering, mechanical engineer, mechanical engineers, electronics engineering, electronics, electronics engineer, electronics engineers, computer engineering, computer, computers, computer engineers, computer engineer, engineer, engineers, computer science, nerds, in over your head, in over my head, sayings, expressions, outdated, outmoded, intelligence, intelligent, imposter, imposters, imposter syndrome, impostor, impostors, impostor syndrome, self-worth, self-esteem, outclassed
"I don't care if it's a charging station with wifi capabilities. I just want a toaster."
Tags:toaster, toasters, charging station, charging stations, wifi, wifi capability, wifi capabilities, technology, technologies, upgrades, upgrade, upgrading, upgraded, kitchen appliance, kitchen appliances, salesman, salesmen, salesperson, sales, retail store, appliance store, constant upgrades, simplicity, no more simplicity, confusing, confuses, confused, confuse, confusion, frustrate, frustration, frustrated, frustrating, frustrates, unnecessary features, unrequired features
"Make a different wish- your bagel is really stuck."
Tags:genie, genies, genie in a lamp, magic lamp, magic lamps, aladdin, fairy story, fairy stories, fairy tale, fairy tales, toaster, toasters, bagel, bagels, breakfast, breakfast time, breakfast bagel, breakfast bagels, wish, wishes, three wishes, 3 wishes, advice, good advice, mod con, mod cons, kitchen appliance, kitchen appliances
"The Toast Whisperer"
Tags:toast, toaster, toasters, toasted, food, foodie, foodies, food lover, food lovers, kitchen, kitchen appliances, appliance, appliances, tech, technological, breakfast, breakfast food, morning, mornings, jam, jams, jelly, jellies, grape, grapes, raspberry, preserve, preserves, blueberry, blueberries, apple, apples, butter, butters, fruit, fruits, word play, play on words, whisperer, whisperers
"I wanted a toaster."
Tags:toaster, toasters, cavemen, caveman, cavewomen, cavewoman, toast, kitchen appliance, kitchen appliances, electrical appliance, electrical appliances, toasts, fire, fires, prehistory, prehistoric, gift, gifts, present, presents, dissatisfied, cooking, early civilization, campfire, campfires, early civilisation, primitive civilisation, primitive civilization, nag, nags, nagging, nagged
'Call an emergency church supper! The freezer's gone out!'
"We had a good run, Ted, but I simply don't have the counter space."
"Wow! The big guy! And what kind of B.T.U.s am I looking at here?"
Tags:btu, b.t.u., british thermal unit, british thermal units, cooker, cookers, radiator, radiators, grill, grills, oven, ovens, hob, hobs, dinner party, dinner parties, house party, house parties, cocktail party, cocktail parties, showing off, kitchen appliance, kitchen appliances, boring, small talk, small-talk, show off, show-off, engineer, engineers
'I know you're trying to keep health care costs down - but what kind of life support systems are these?'
"Honey, the dishwasher is doing that thing again."
Tags:dishwasher, dishwashers, husband, husbands, useless, lazy, laziness, lethargy, reliance, depend, depending, depends, depended, dependant, dependants, unable, call for help, calling for help, called for help, calls for help, help, helping, helped, helpless, helps, wife, wives, marriage, marriages, cohabit, cohabits, kitchen appliance, kitchen appliances
"You bought be a toaster for our anniversary? You shouldn't have...seriously, you shouldn't have!"
'We don't have energy-efficient appliances but the food in the 'fridge has gone green.'
Frosty the Toaster
"Hey! 'Made in U.S.A.'!"
Tags:kitchen appliance, kitchen appliances, electrical appliance, electrical appliances, gadget, gadgets, kitchen, mixer, mixers, smoothie maker, smoothie makers, smoothing making, us industry, us economy, american economy, american industry, american manufacturing, us manufacturing, manufacturer, manufacturers
'Use Anything In This Kitchen At Your Own Risk.'
'Sorry, but I'm looking for a toaster that I can also play games on.'
It's hard to when I'm always under pressure."
"Ask not for whom the refrigerator hums..."
Tags:for whom the bell tolls, poet, poets, poetry, john donne, saying, sayings, idiom, idioms, fridge, fridges, refrigerator, refrigerators, mod con, mod cons, kitchen appliance, kitchen appliances, sleepless night, sleepless nights, exhausted, exhaustion, insomnia, insomniac, irritating, irritation, irritations, hmm, humming
'Press this button and you can watch the food cook in HD!'
"We need a new stove. This one's beginning to burn oil."
"Ding ding ding ding!" It was the egg timer. The wall, the fall, the king's horses, the king's men - it was all only a dream!
Tags:egg, eggs, nursery rhyme, nursery rhymes, humpty, humpty dumpty, kings men, fall, falls, fell, falling, children's poem, poem, poems, dream, dreams, dreaming, dreamt, oology, oologist, oologists, relief, relieved, sigh of relief, egg timer, egg timers, chef, chefs, kitchen, kitchens, kitchen appliances, kitchen appliance, boil, boiling, boiled, boils, death, die, dies, dying, dead, died
"Does it come with magnets?"
"And how exactly am I supposed to peel the carrots when we don't even have an electronic multiblade adjustable potato peeler?"