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"It's great for quesadillas."
"Look what I got! It was on sale! I've always wanted one of these!"
Sorry darling, but she's much hotter than you!
'Apparently, in the kitchen it is more masculine not to use a power tool.'
'I'm going to buy you a news kitchen gadget, Olivia...an oven that flushes!'
'You're dead on time for drinks-I didn't realise our whistling kettle was THAT loud!'
Advertising for the guillotine: 'It chops! It cuts! It slices! It dices!'
"The chef is giddy with excitement! He just bought an Instant Pot!"