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"But everybody working in the kitchen today is bald. I don't know HOW you got a hair in your food!!!"
Rat with a suggestion for a messy kitchen.
"We could have really used you last year, but it seems to be clearing up."
'If they didn't want us around, how come they keep putting food out for us?"
"I really prefer the place across the street. The cockroaches are smaller."
"If you can't see it on my apron, we don't have it."
"OK, now another guy found a feather in his soup! One of you is molting, and I need to know who!"
Hygiene in food processing
"Trust me sir. I wouldn't ask to see the chef if I were you, he'll only put you off your food."
"Don't forget Mr. Garibaldi's biscuits."
'Employees must wash hands after touching sardines'
'The health department will be here any minute. Get rid of all the salmonella back there.'
'Hold your breath! It's time to add spices and I don't want you to sneeze into my dinner.'
'It's topped with things I found under my sofa cushions.'
HEY...Has anyone peed on this bit?
"Hey guys, there's a couple more complaints about hair in the soup."
'I suggest we try somewhere else.'
"What's the Chef's Surprise Sir? Well, he's VERY surprised his kitchen has just survived a visit from the Government Food and Hygiene Inspector!"
"A foot bath after a long hard day at work is really nice!"