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"Hand me my claw hammer."
'Use Anything In This Kitchen At Your Own Risk.'
"Aren't you forgetting something?"
'We must have everything... this is all that's left!'
'If the drain's clogged with food, why not clean it out with some high fiber bran flakes?'
Novice plumbers replacing a washer in a leaky faucet.
'Before you say it's got some old parts, remember that you installed it.'
"Baldo, today I'm teaching you how to replace a water trap."
'Your husband started without me, didn't he?'
'Sorry,folks,I'm afraid this is as far as you can go.The Road's been closed due to a giant Sinkhole.'
'It's no use your playing dead - the pots won't wash themselves!'
'She malfunctioned yesterday and put a sock in the dishwasher.'
Aqua Filter (frog jumping out).
"Iguess my acting career never really took off."
Behind a Kitchen Sink
"He was devastated when I broke my arm - what with the dishwasher packing up too."
"I wish we had brought the kitchen sink...."
"Do you know 'Everything but the kitchen sink' is an expression, not a challenge, right?!"
"The kitchen sink. . . actually I DID pack it, it's the one over there on the left."