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'. . . Well that's just great. She knows I don't know how to use the can opener.'
'Women cook to feed the soul...men cook to feed the ego.'
"We'll have to eat out tonight - I misplaced the can opener."
"Then one evening I mentioned to Richard how much I enjoy his cooking."
'What aren't we eating today, mum?'
"Every time my wife has an accident in the kitchen, I end up eating it. . ."