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"Before we begin this family meeting, how about we go around and say our names and a little something about ourselves."
'I never understood kitchen tables. Why do you think I gave you a lap?'
James decided to stay in that night.
'My marriage ain't gonna work, Bill - the wife stores mugs upside-down instead of right way up.'
"Hmmm...this doesn't shake like it used to. Papi! The wobble on this table is broken!"
'I suppose this really is a bird-table!'
Not fair! How come the PBS guy gets to beg at the table?
'I think the dentist recommended brushing between meals dear, not courses.'
'I'm going to buy you a news kitchen gadget, Olivia...an oven that flushes!'
Nice one, Darling. You've given us a Gothic arch cut out ouf the kitchen table.
VARIOUS ITEMS OF LABELLED KITCHENWARE.
'Oh, Hi Fred!..I was just thinking about you.'