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'Well then... Start spreading the gnus!'
'Thank you, Iris, but it's actually a 'Lauer cake'.'
'The EHO said I had to remove all my rings, by the time I'm finished it's time to clock off!'
"How many times must I tell you?! Keep your sunny side up! Up!!"
"Toby - you did book the relief chef, right?"
"...I should have seen it coming...The busboys, the waiters, the dishwashers, the maitre d', all stealing shrimp, caviar, lobster, but ah, the strawberries, that's where I had them?"
'So how come at home you only make sandwiches?'
'Does this taste like it might have accidentally gotten some rat poison in it?'
'In a four-star restaurant, one's hat does not fall into the cassoulet de castenaudary. But if ones hat does fall into the cassoulet de castelnaudary, one does not put it back on one's head.'
'A tiny kitchen, one cook, and great food...I don't know how they do it.'
A chef uses a giant utensil to chop a tiny sausage.
Sweary Chef - A bad tempered chef swears at the fish he is about to prepare and the fish swears back.
"It's cold outside. You're not going anywhere without your oven mitts!"