Kleptomania Cartoons and Comics

"I don't suppose we could blame the theft of the three million dollars on kleptomania?"

'I can't enjoy the stuff I steal because I set fire to it all.'

'Miss Caldwell, call security and send in the kleptomaniac.'

"Have all the seats been taken?"

'All right, who keeps stealing my speech bubbles?'

"My last patient was a cainamotpelk...she walked backwards into shops and left things!"

"I have to be a kleptomaniac to pay your fee!"

Thief stealing a self-help book on kleptomania

'If you leave now, we'll never cure your kleptomania.'

"You have Kleptomania, and my fountain pen."

"... And how long have you had this 'urge to steal anything that isn't nailed down'?"

"Pembroke has a previous conviction for kleptomania...that's why he is our takeover specialist."

"The patient you're treating for chronic shoplifting is here."

Library Kleptomania Section

"I'm afraid I'm unable to help with your compulsive addiction to shoplifting Mrs. Jones. So with that in mind could I put an order in for the following items...

'I think I'm a kleptomaniac.'

'Let's try to get to the root of this kleptomania of yours, Mr. Robertson.'

'Alright, alright, where's the register?'

I think I may be a kleptomaniac. I can't help myself from helping myself.

if there are actually any chairs, please take a seat.

'You've got kleptomania? What do you take for it?'

Shop Lifting/Lift Shopping

The Boss of the Kleptomania Clinic has turned up for work only to discover his Clinic has been stolen

'You have to stop taking things for your kleptomania.'

'Miss Caldwell, call security and send in the kleptomaniac.'