Kleptomaniacs Cartoons and Comics

"I don't suppose we could blame the theft of the three million dollars on kleptomania?"

'I can't enjoy the stuff I steal because I set fire to it all.'

'Miss Caldwell, call security and send in the kleptomaniac.'

Kleptomaniacs Anonymous.

"Have all the seats been taken?"

Discovering who steals all the pens in the office.

'All right, who keeps stealing my speech bubbles?'

"My last patient was a cainamotpelk...she walked backwards into shops and left things!"

"I have to be a kleptomaniac to pay your fee!"

'If you leave now, we'll never cure your kleptomania.'

"You have Kleptomania, and my fountain pen."

"... And how long have you had this 'urge to steal anything that isn't nailed down'?"

"Pembroke has a previous conviction for kleptomania...that's why he is our takeover specialist."

'You dirty, snivelling, low down, arrogant son of a gin-swilling kleptomaniac.'

"The patient you're treating for chronic shoplifting is here."

"I'm afraid I'm unable to help with your compulsive addiction to shoplifting Mrs. Jones. So with that in mind could I put an order in for the following items...

Library Kleptomania Section

'I think I'm a kleptomaniac.'

'Alright, alright, where's the register?'

I think I may be a kleptomaniac. I can't help myself from helping myself.

'You've got kleptomania? What do you take for it?'

The Boss of the Kleptomania Clinic has turned up for work only to discover his Clinic has been stolen

'You have to stop taking things for your kleptomania.'

'Armed robbers are sexy and exciting, but kleptomaniacs make the best providers.'