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The Adventures of Break-O-Man
The Gal Who Could Tie A Know In A Cherry Stem With Her Hands
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'All right, guys, let's take a little break then give it another try...'
"And would you be performing the actual surgery?"
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"Let me through! I'm a businessperson!"
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"I'm afraid I'm kind of a klutz."
Accident-Prone Support Group.
"You know, for a gazelle, you're an awful klutz!"
Ed could talk the talk and walk the walk, but just not while carrying hot liquids.
Klutz discount day at the amusement park.
"There's slipping in the bath then there's slipping in the bath."
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"On Dasher! On Prancer! On Comet! On ... Dunderhead!"
Great-Great-Grandson of Godzilla
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'You have entered the wrong password. Please hold while we transfer you to klutz support.'
"I spilled my drink."
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'Sidney's such a klutz. He broke his leg in three places -- Boston, Akron and Salt Lake City.'
"Well, they do say wine is a conversation starter."
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'My degree is in the Social Sciences, yet I'm a klutz and don't know one fork from another!'
'That one's going to be a klutz.'
'Can I help it if I was given TWO left feet?'
"It's that doofus who breaks something every time he's in the store!"
That may well be how the catalk models do it, but I still think you look like a three legged horse in a field of cowpats!
'Wrong building you big ape.'
'No problem -- instead of thinking of yourself as a klutz, think of yourself as a performance artist!'