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'See? The idiots put my danged knee replacement in backward!'
'He decided to celebrate meeting his QOF targets by doing a cartwheel...wrecked his knee and has to wait 26 weeks to see a consultant.'
'Surgery went well, Mr. Moore. I had a lot of fun rebuilding your knee joint.'
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Health costs soaring in the U.S., Americans are going to other countries for medical care.
'Knee replacement huh? I'm pretty sure Thunder wasn't given that was an option.'
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'My knee's in rehab. This one's a loaner.'
'The only way anyone gets in is on there knees.'
'Since the knee replacement surgery, you've gone from a knee-jerk conservative to a knee-jerk liberal.'
"Interesting. Have your lawyer call my lawyer."
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'My instruments indicate you have water on the knee.'
'That's my trick knee.'
"I have bad knees."
'In case you were wondering why the doctor plays computer games all day. . . He is actually controlling me.'
The Knee-jerk reaction committee.
Doctor testing patient reflexes with unusual results.
Carl had a bad leg and a bum knee...
"The results just came in...it appears you have water on the knee."
"Keep working on his right knee, you're weaing him down."
"It's my knee, Doctor. It's still giving me problems."
'I'd like a job.'
'Well, the knee replacement surgery went fantastic...but, we had no idea what you wanted to replace it with. So...we put in a lung.'
Patient kicks doctor in groin after reflex test.
'Now that's a strange reflex, Burl.'