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'Surgery went well, Mr. Moore. I had a lot of fun rebuilding your knee joint.'
'What's a knee like yours doing in a joint like this?'
"Knee replacement? Can I have it replaced with chocolate?"
Gary turns 40.
"Relax. . . when I mention 'bad joints', I meant your knees!"
"You would like to report a medical emergence and you have an artificial hip joint, two artificial knee joints, a pacemaker and a metal plate in your head? Well, then please call the breakdown service, sir."