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"I'm warning you, I have a cold!"
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Back to school - Knife shop.
'It's a sort of stabbing pain.'
'There's a zero tolerance policy for bringing weapon to school. Do you want to explain how this rolled up newspaper got into your locker?'
House prices continue to plummet...soaring crime...financial crisis...inexplicable increase in levels of depression.
"Oh darn, now I've ceded the moral high ground."
'You have it easy. When I went to school, we never had a day off for metal detector maintenance.'
'Sorry, we don't treat stab wounds.'
Knife Crime Data Collection - 'How many people have you stabbed this week?'
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School Recycling Area
'See? They clearly market it to be attractive to kids.'
"Oh, I do love a mystery."
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'Let him go or your friend gets it.'
'My mom told me she feels better now that they've installed metal detectors in schools.'
'Can you point out who did this to you?'
'He'd being bullied at school because he hasn't murdered anyone.'
'Don't do it son! I've got too much paperwork!'
"It's cold-blooded murder!"
'The school's safety patrol is frisking kids for concealed weapons.'
ENT consultants don't know what to do about a knife in the back.
Police stopped another guy with a knife!
'Watch out, Dave. He's got a knife!'
'Oh, please! Not another of your 'my colleagues hate me' stories! I'm sure it's all in your head!'
You are here - Your mugger is here, some guy with a knife and other mugger.
'Now we know what all that noise was about last night.'