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'Where Argyle sweaters come from...'
"...Webs are spun. Not woven, or knitted or crocheted. They are SPUN. Say it with me, SSPUUNNN.'
Tags:spinning, spinning class, spinning classes, textile, textiles, crafts, arts and crafts, arts & crafts, knitting, knitted, knitting needle, knitting needles, crochet, crochets, crocheting, spider, spiders, bug, bugs, web, webs, spider's web, spider's webs, spiders web, spiders web, textile lesson, textile lessons
'I wonder if this needle will do....'
'I love your crocheted computer cover darling, but can I take it off now?'
Knitting Christmas Tree
'I'm knitting you a sweater. Do you want it too big or too small?'
"Some Things Are Better Left Unembroidered"
Tags:embroider, embroidery, embroidered, granny, grandma, memaw, gross, grossed, gross-out, gross out, cross stitch, cross-stitch, stitch, stitched, craft, crafts, crafty, knitting, knitted, grandmother, grandmothers, old age, old lady, hobby, hobbies, bedbug, bedbugs, yuck, bug, bugs, insect, insects, infest, infested, infestation, infestations, grandkid, grandkids, grandchildren, bad grandma
'High in the Peruvian Andes, the alpaca sweater is born.'
101 uses of a dead cat: knitting
'My wife knitted it for me.'
Concerned about soaring energy costs, Connie embarks on her biggest craft project ever and knits a wool sweater for their house.
Tags:knit, knitting, knits, knitted, wool, wooly, woolie, wools, wooly hat, wooly hats, hat, hats, house, houses, home, homes, sweater, sweaters, craft, crafts, crafting, crafted, energy, energy cost, energy costs, cost, costly, costs, bill, bills, energy bill, energy bills, energy saving, close to home
Old husband is knitted over by old wife.
North Korean women knitting a nuclear bomb while singing patriotic songs.
'Mrs Hansen, you should NEVER look into my office without knocking first!'
'I was just looking at all the single socks we have when it dawned on me that I could knit them into a jacket for you!'
Knowing that Roger loathed the new cat, Janelle tried to win him over by knitting him a pair of boxers made out of fur balls.
Tags:cat, cats, knit, knits, knitting, knitted, knitter, knitters, fur, furs, ball, balls, furball, furballs, boxers, pants, underpants, loath, loathed, loathing, loathes, hate, hates, hating, hater, haters, attract, attracts, persuade, persuades, persuading, persuaded, persuader, persuaders, close to home
'Your grandmother is coming over. Go put on that hairball sweater she knitted for you.'
'Remember when we were young and used to play with the balls of yarn?'
"It isn't the spaghetti that is tough, you are eating your cardigan."
'I'm knitting a scarf for my son.'
'As the trial is not as juicy as we thought it might be, one of our jurors requests permission to knit.'