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The Sharpest thing there is: Christ's Pocket Knife
Anarchist Cutlery: Soup Knife/ Bread Fork, Steak Spoon.
'You say it's a sharp, stabbing pain. Hmmmm... Sharp... Stabbing pain.'
Table Setting, 2019
Tags:table setting, table settings, place setting, place settings, phone, phones, smartphone, smartphones, cell, cells, cellphone, cellphones, tablet, tablets, power point, tablet pc, tablet pcs, charger, chargers, charging point, charging points, dinner manners, dinner etiquette, table manners, table etiquette, mealtime, meal time, knife, knives, fork, forks, plate, plates, soup spoon, salad fork, modern life
"She leaves wooden-handled knives soaking in the dishwater all night long. Your Honor."
Tags:relationship, relationships, relationship issues, relationship problems, marriage, marriages, married life, couple, couples, husband, husbands, wife, wives argument, arguments, arguing, fight, fights, fighting, disagreement, disagreements, conflict, conflicts, asleep, sleeping, dream, dreams, dreaming, talking in your sleep, trial, trials, on trial, court, courts, courtroom, courtrooms, judge, judges, your honor, your honour, washing the dishes, dishwashing, chore, chores, knife, knives, soaking, complain, complaining, complaint, complaints, truth, honest, honesty, confession, confessions, admission, admissions, bed, beds, bedroom scene, bedroom scenes
"When life gives you lemons, make a lemon-rind shiv."
Tags:shiv, shivs, when life gives you lemons, make lemonade, lemonades, prison, prisons, prisoner, prisoners, jail, jails, gaol, gaols, crimes, criminal, criminals, convict, convicts, weapon, weapons, knife, knives, cellmate, cellmates, cell mate, cell mates, motivational talk, life coach, life coaching, motivational speech, motivational speeches
'Oh for heaven's sake, woman, can't you use a knife like everyone else?'
"Should we start without him?"
'It's been a few hundred years, gentlemen... I think it's finally time to admit that forks are better.'
The nurse held up a beautiful baby knork... needless to say, the spoon was devastated.'
"I am not a vengeful man, but I do enjoy a touch of retribution now and then."
Tags:weapon, weapons, weaponry, firearm, firearms, gun, guns, gun control, firearms regulation, gun violence, shooting, gun crime, sword, swords, spear, spears, axe, axes, dagger, daggers, knife, knives, machine gun, machine, guns, rifle, rifles, arms, vengeance, revenge, retribution, violent, violence, getting even, security, safety, motivation, fireplace, fireplaces, mantel, mantels, dangerous, man, men
The most embarrassing day in the history of the Swiss army.
Tags:swiss, switzerland, army, armies, knife, knives, embarrass, embarrassing, embarrassment, embarrassments, ran out, run out, unprepared, soldier, soldiers, general, generals, major, majors, sergeant, sergeants, captain, captains, toothpick, toothpicks, adapt, adapts, adaptable, the argyle sweater, argyle sweater
Back to school - Knife shop.
"Does it hurt when I do this?"
Tags:hospital, hospitals, clinic, clinics, doctor's office, doctor's office, medical, medicine, doctor, doctors, patient, patients, health, health care, healthcare, examination, examinations, checkup, checkups, check-up, check-ups, knife, knives, stab, stabbing, sword, swords, hurt, pain, painful, injury, injuries, stomach, abdomen, wound, wounds, stupid question, stupid questions, dumb question, dumb questions
All items slashed 20%!!
'You're caught in a pickle! It's hopeless! Drop the knife!!'
Tags:baseball, base ball, catcher, batsman, batsmen, catch, caught, out, outs, in, ins, pitch, pitcher, pitchers, catchers, team, teams, knife, knives, caught in a pickle, in a pickle, no way out, no escape, give up, drop the knife, running, runner, run, runs, in the bleachers, bleachers, in the bleachers
"What do you mean you 'know someone's been here'?"
Tags:relationship, relationships, relationship issues, relationship problems, marriage, marriages, married life, couple, couples, husband, husbands, wife, wives, spouse, spouses, argument, arguments, arguing, fight, fights, fighting, conflict, conflicts, infidelity, cheater, cheaters, extramarital affairs, affair, affairs, knife, knives, knife-throwing, knife-thrower, knife-throwers, knife throwing, knife thrower, knife throwers, outline, outlines, wall, walls, dagger, daggers, stuck, obvious, evidence, proof, trick, tricks, circus, performer, performers, magic, magician, magicians
"Why are people with kids always telling everyone else to have kids?"
"Once the animal has been rendered lifeless, the rest is quite simple."
Tags:kitchen, kitchen, cooking, cook, cooks, chef, chefs, food preparation, preparing, chef school, chef schools, cooking school, cooking schools, cooking demonstration, cooking demonstration, demonstration, demonstrations, demo, demos, presentation, presentations, teaching, teacher, teachers, knife, knives, stab, stabbing, kill, killing, lifeless, animal, animals, meat, seafood, meal, meals, education, educational, blood, bloody, violent, violence, cuisine, culinary school, culinary schools
Pocket Knife Birdhouse Clock
"You're the only one in here who had to ask for a knife and fork."
Tags:knife, knives, silverware, dine, dines, dining, eat out, eats out, eating out, table manners, manners, bad manners, lion, lions, kill, kills, killing, zebra, zebras, embarrass, embarrasses, embarrassing, spectacle, public spectacle, public spectacles, humiliate, humiliates, humiliating, stand out, stands out, standing out, chew, chews, chewing, loud chewer, loud chewers, loud chewing
'Knowledge is the ultimate weapon. Next!'
"The killer had to be a man. Not only is the knife still bloody—it wasn't even put in the sink."
Tags:gender stereotype, killer, killers, murder, murders, murderer, murderers, spouse, spouses, nag, nags, nagging, careless, carelessness, thoughtless, thoughtlessness, husband, husbands, man, men, put away, puts away, putting away, knife, knives, wash, washes, washing up, wash up, washes up, dishwasher, dishwashers, doing dishes, do the dishes, sink, sinks
Two men stand back-to-back prepared to duel, but one has stabbed the other in the back preemptively
Tags:duel, duels, dueling, duelling, fight, fight, fighting, single combat, one-on-one, man-to-man, cheat, cheater, cheaters, kill, murder, murders, stab, stabbing, stab in the back, stab-in-the-back, back-stab, sword, sword, knife, knives, dagger, daggers, gun, guns, pistol, pistols, firearm, firearms, back-to-back, dirty trick, dirty tricks, unfair
"Never bring a wife to a gunfight. That's Day One stuff, guys."
Tags:knife, knives, knife fight, robbed, rob, robbery, robbers, daylight robbery, armed robbery, armed robber, burglar, burglary, gun, guns, gunman, gunmen, stick em up, stick 'em up, criminal, criminals, image gag, pun, play on words, word play, word-play, technical, technically, technicality, heist, heists, invert, inverted, wait a minute, hobo, bum, bums, violence, street, street crime, mug, mugged, mugging, mob, mobs, mobster, mobsters, mob boss, mob bosses, mafia, mafia boss, mafioso, organised, organized, organised crime, organized crime, criminal, criminals, wife, wives