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Knives Cartoons and Comics

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'You say it's a sharp, stabbing pain. Hmmmm... Sharp... Stabbing pain.'

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"She leaves wooden-handled knives soaking in the dishwater all night long. Your Honor."

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"When life gives you lemons, make a lemon-rind shiv."

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'Oh for heaven's sake, woman, can't you use a knife like everyone else?'

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'It's been a few hundred years, gentlemen... I think it's finally time to admit that forks are better.'

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The nurse held up a beautiful baby knork... needless to say, the spoon was devastated.'

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"I am not a vengeful man, but I do enjoy a touch of retribution now and then."

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The most embarrassing day in the history of the Swiss army.

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Back to school - Knife shop.

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All items slashed 20%!!

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"Does it hurt when I do this?"

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'You're caught in a pickle! It's hopeless! Drop the knife!!'

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"What do you mean you 'know someone's been here'?"

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"You're the only one in here who had to ask for a knife and fork."

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"Once the animal has been rendered lifeless, the rest is quite simple."

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Pocket Knife Birdhouse Clock

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'Knowledge is the ultimate weapon. Next!'

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"The killer had to be a man. Not only is the knife still bloody—it wasn't even put in the sink."

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Two men stand back-to-back prepared to duel, but one has stabbed the other in the back preemptively

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"Never bring a wife to a gunfight. That's Day One stuff, guys."

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'... they should never have banned pea-shooters and catapults.'

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Back to school Sale.

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'And here to perform the circumcision is the highly skilled Mr. Hakiro, of Hakiro's Sushi Bistro.'

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'There's a zero tolerance policy for bringing weapon to school. Do you want to explain how this rolled up newspaper got into your locker?'

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'I don't have a good feeling about this.'

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