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"Time after time it's the same thing: you hear a knock—you open the door—and nobody's there!"
"Are you decent?"
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"Orange you glad I didn't say banana? But seriously, that's the last time we knock."
Department of Knock, Knock Jokes: 'Ring bell for service.'
"One knock for yes, two knocks to leave a message, three knocks to speak to an advisor..."
"I'm sorry about all this. It's my animal magnetism."
"Don't freak out - it's just a save-the-date."
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Math Department: Subtract two knocks from three to enter.
'I don't understand 'knock-knock' jokes.'
Ringing At Death's Door
Door Bell Co. Please Knock.
'There! ? now we wait for opportunity to knock!'
Man knocking over brain food
"Oh... Was that you knocking?"
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Center for the study of Astral Projection: Enter before knocking.
Broken Doorbell - Please Text or Email.
Noise Pollution Prevention.
'Please ring door buzzer. Your knocking is out of order. Thanks!'
'He was polite. Too polite. He would knock before opening the fridge door.'
'Knock on WHAT first?'
'Her only rule is that you knock on the door without actually saying 'knock knock'.'