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'Why do I always attract the ugly ones'
"I'm appalled by your lack ofinsight and sensitivity. I find your narrowminded and misguided views both cruel and offensive..." But all he heard was, "Bring it on, baby, bring it on."
"Then he slammed the door on me!" "Not the closing you were hoping for."
'Doug clearly wasn't interested in pursuing small talk'
Would you like to go out on a date? - 'No.' - 'Oh... are you already seeing someone?' - 'No.' - 'I don't get it...' -
'Absolute worst-case scenario? Yes, I'll go out with you.'
'May I photograph you with the camera in my cell phone?'
'I'd prefer a hernia.'
'I've got a bottle of wine with your name on it back at my house.'
'How elaborate. Most women who don't want to go out with me just say no.'
'I'm afraid Mr. Caldwell doesn't want to see you now. However, you're free to visit his web site.'
'Why, yes, I am a Capricorn...how did you know?'
'So, you finally asked out that girl in accounting. Did you get a date?'
'So, come here often?'
'Of course it's been proven that warthogs are the sexiest creatures in the animal kingdom... I mean, I don't have the study with me, but, you know, look at me.'
'Man, we're never gonna get any ladies with that guy around.'
'Sorry, Lancelot, but I'm just not a knight person.'
'If you're God's gift to women, I'd rather just have the money.'
'Buy me a drink, Mister?', 'Sorry, Miss, but I'm a married man. You know -- broke.'
Discovering that he as out of cologne before his big date, Rodney quickly grabbed a can of wildflower scented Raid.
Feeling guilty about breaking up with Susan after just two dates, Brad made things easier by wearing his Hideous Back Hair Toupee to the beach.'
"The desert does strange things to a man..."
'I'm afraid we don't have anything for you right now, but if we get really depserate for people we'll be in touch.'
'This should teach you never to ask Naomi Campbell out on a date.'
'His idea of a hot date is going to see the nutcracker!'