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"I yelled 'shazam' and there was lightning and a big explosion. They say I was unconcious for two hours."
Tags:hospital, hospitals, clinic, clinics, doctor's office, doctor's offices, medical, medicine, doctor, doctors, patient, patients, health, health care, healthcare, superhero, superheros, hero, heros, superpower, superpowers, incompetent, incompetents, incompetence, shazam, lightning, unconscious, knocked out, explosion, explosions
'I warned him. 'Don't text and drive' ... He wouldn't listen.'
"He's gonna be in and out for a while, so we should write something funny on his forehead."
Tags:hospital, hospitals, doctor, doctors, nurse, nurses, medical, medicine, healthcare, health care, patient, patients, coma, comas, unconscious, out cold, knocked out, sleeping, asleep, sick, ill, sickness, illness, bedside manner, fun, funny, prank, pranks, joke, jokes, marker, markers, doodle, doodles, doodling, draw, drawing, drawings, writing, write
"You owe me five bucks."
Tags:relationship, relationships, relationship issues, relationship problems, dating, date, dates, couple, couples, bad date, bad dates, marriage, marriages, married life, restaurant, restaurants, dining out, eating out, meal, meals, eating, dining, waiter, waiters, server, servers, service, customer service, k.o., ko, knockout, out cold, unconscious, knocked out, tip, tips, rescued, rescuer, rescuer, rescuing, helpful
"I'll be performing the operation, and this is the anesthesiologist."
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'How long have you been having these blackouts?'
"He was right, the Sky was falling."
'Dave, I dropped my lunch box. Could you please look for it? Dave ... '
Cow fighting with milk, chicken fighting with eggs.
"Please forgive Edgar. He has no verbal skills."
"Don't know his name, but he called himself the bull whisperer."
Man fights with his shadow.
"Beware of the Rack Rats"
Tags:pack rat, pack rats, steal, steals, stealing, thief, thieves, thieving, theft, thefts, rack rat, rack rats, fashion rack, fashion racks, fashionista, fashionistas, come around, comes around, coming around, knockout, knockouts, knock out, knock outs, knocked out, unconscious, opportunist, opportunists, opportunity
"Move to strike as non-responsive."
Tags:court, courts, courtroom, courtrooms, trial, trials, legal system, justice system, law, laws, legal, judge, judges, lawyer, lawyers, counselor, counselors, counsellors, counsellors, attorney, attorneys, solicitor, solicitors, barrister, barristers, legal counsel, witnesses, witness, witness stand, knockout, knock-out, knocked out, punch, punches, punched, ko, k.o., non-responsive, anger, angry, upset, lashing out
A Man with poor eyesight has misjudged the Optometrist's door and smashed into the wall
"See what happens when you square the clubface?"
Tags:club, clubs, clubbing, clubbed, caveman, cavemen, cave painting, cave paintings, golf, golfs, golfer, golfers, golfing technique, golfing techniques, knockout, knockouts, knocked out, knocking out, club selection, swing, swings, golf swing, golf swings, knockout blow, knockout blows, change of technique, changing technique, strategy, strategies
'Let's go over it again: the cat is out cold, and the only clue is a little wet castle...'
Why didn't you throw in the towel? They're all in the wash.
Patients with HMO dread anesthesia.
'Wait! -- We'll never develop a meaningful relationship if you keep knocking me unconscious!'
'The fans are getting impatient. ... Let's give him another minute. If he doesn't come to by then, we'll the brawl without him.'
'Come on! I must have hit it by now!... Guys?... Yoo-hoo... guys...'
'You wobbled his knees! Hit him again! Hit him again!'
'Sure we're underfunded, but we manage!'