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"Time after time it's the same thing: you hear a knock—you open the door—and nobody's there!"
Department of Knock, Knock Jokes: 'Ring bell for service.'
"One knock for yes, two knocks to leave a message, three knocks to speak to an advisor..."
Math Department: Subtract two knocks from three to enter.
'I don't understand 'knock-knock' jokes.'
Door Bell Co. Please Knock.
Ringing At Death's Door
'There! ? now we wait for opportunity to knock!'
"Oh... Was that you knocking?"
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Broken Doorbell - Please Text or Email.
Noise Pollution Prevention.
'Please ring door buzzer. Your knocking is out of order. Thanks!'
'He was polite. Too polite. He would knock before opening the fridge door.'
'Her only rule is that you knock on the door without actually saying 'knock knock'.'
They'd think twice about defacing Elliott's Camaro again.
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'Knock Knock...' 'Groan!'
'I thought opportunity was knocking. Turned out, it was the wolf.'
"Good morning Sir, we're from the Jehovah's Witness school of hard knocks."
Health and Safety: Knock (But not too loudly or you may suffer knuckle bruising) And Enter (Beware of tripping over the fireproof carpet).
A vampire ringing a friend's doorbell on his coffin.
'Don't you just love that rap music!'