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Classic Koala. Diet Koala.
'Actually I asked for a large 'Cola'.'
Tags:koala, koalas, koala bear, koala bears, bear, bears, mishear, mishears, misheard, mishearing, cola, drink, drinks, drinking, drank, order, orders, ordering, ordered, orderer, orderers, customer, customers, cashier, cashiers, assistant, assistants, fast food, mistake, mistakes, the flying mccoys, flying mccoys
"One vegetarian meal, one vegan meal, and one box of eucalyptus leaves."
'Motherhood is great, but I get a really sore back...'
"Hope in quick buddy, all's not good in this hood!!"
'God does not call the qualified. He koala-fies the called.'
"This can never work out. I'm a marsupial."
'The problem with being Australian icons is that we're so easily spotted as tourists abroad...'
'Don't worry about it Dear: You know Daddy gets grumpy if he doesn't get his daily eighteen hours of sleep...'
'Since we're bears, when can we start mauling people?'
"Once koalas taste shark, they never go back to eucalyptus."
Tags:eucalyptus, fishermen, fisherman, animal, animals, carnivore, carnivores, herbivore, herbivores, koala, koalas, koala bear, koala bears, marsupial, marsupials, shark, sharks, great white shark, great white sharks, prey, fishing, fishing boat, fishing boats, fisherman, fishermen, predator, predators, food, circle of life, food chain, eating, vegetarian, vegetarians, vegetarianism, meat-eater, meat-eaters, meateater, meateaters, meat eater, meat eaters
'Gee, do you mind?! Hot air travels up, y'know.'
Ugly Side of Koalas
A Koala and online dating
"I have to know who brought this disgusting eucalyptus casserole!"
Tags:koala, koala bear, koala bears, casseroles, eucalyptus, food chain, food chains, dish supper, dish sippers, dish party, dish parties, potluck, potlucks, bring and share, shared lunch, pitch-in, carry-in, bring-a-plate, dish-to-pass, bear, bears, koalas, casserole, food, casseroles, party, parties, salad
Don't you just hate having to be cute all the time.
'It gives me a different perspective on things.'
Tags:surfer, surfers, surf, surfboard, surfboards, surfing, extreme sport, extreme sports, adrenaline rush, adrenaline rushes, koala bear, koala bears, koala, koalas, aussie, australia, australian, stereotype, stereotypes, water sport, water sports, watersport, watersports, water-sport, water-sports
'Misery is sleeping in late on Saturday morning then realizing it's only Wednesday...'
Funky Facts: A Baby Koala is called?
The family tree.
Marsupial Mom Jeans,
Tags:kangaroo, kangaroos, joey, joeys, roo, roos, australia, australian, jean, jeans, trouser, trousers, sale, sales, salesman, salesmen, sell, sells, seller, sellers, clothes, clothe, marsupial, marsupials, baby, babies, pregnancy, koala, koalas, mum, mums, mom, moms, mother, mothers, the argyle sweater, argyle sweater
"Well, you both sleep eighteen hours a day, so try to coordinate this to find a window for some quality time together..."
Tags:koala, koalas, koala bear, koala bears, marriage counsellor, marriage counsellors, counsellor, counsellors, marriage counselor, marriage counselors, counselors, counselors, therapist, therapists, couples' counseling, couples counseling, couples' counselling, couples counselling, sleep, sleeps, sleeping, quality time, quality times
'I tell you what, it's much more comfortable with a cushion...'
"Each of these pills has the energy and nutrients equivalent to two kilos of eucalyptus leaves: Think of how much time you'll save every day..."