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Captain Eddie's New Boat:'The insurance company laughed last year when I insisted on adding Kraken coverage.'
A Chef Never Rests
"Don't let it get away!"
Tags:catch, catches, catching, big fish, fish, fishes, fishing trip, fishing trips, trip, trips, kraken, krakens, squid, squids, giant squid, giant squids, octopus, octopuses, octopi, one that got away, hook, hooks, hooking, father-son activity, father-son activities, bonding, bonding time, bonding times, father-son bond, father-son bonds, ocean, ocean life, sea monster, sea monsters
"Well, we found out what's been clogging up your drains!"
Tags:drain, drains, clog, clogs, clogging, monster, monsters, tentacle, tentacles, plumber, plumbers, plumbing problem, plumbing problems, clogged, clogged drain, clogged drains, bathroom, bathrooms, home repair, home repairs, home maintenance, basement, basements, kraken, giant squid, giant squids, squid, squids, octopus, octopuses, giant octopus, giant octopuses
"Right, - I've released the Kraken....um...er....now how do I retrieve the Kraken...?"
"We should clean out the pond more often..."
'Sweet! Let's break it open and see what it is!'
"Marge, did you leave something soaking in the sink again?"
"Ha! Hey, Ralph, this says it's to go to Sea-Park, but it's the wrong address. Weird, huh? Ralph!"
"I'd like to see you cut back to eating only two, three ships a day."
Tags:kraken, krakens, sea monster, sea monsters, ocean monster, ocean monsters, giant squid, giant squids, mythical creature, mythical creatures, doctor, doctors, doctor's advice, medical advice, doctors advice, gp, gps, nutritionist, nutritionists, dietitian, dietitians, dietician, dieticians, weight loss, weight-loss
"What's the limit on these things?"
Tags:fishermen, fisherman, angler, anglers, angling, fish, fishes, fishing boat, fishing boats, fishing trip, fishing trips, fishing line, fishing lines, fishing rod, fishing rods, sea monster, sea monsters, sea creature, sea creatures, catch, catches, kraken, mythical creature, mythical creatures, mythical monster, mythical monsters
'Help me get it into the tartar sauce.'
"I've finished the press statement about the kraken."
"Well, looks like Bob has hooked another baby kraken."
Freedom: Sea Monster
Giant Squid attack
'Little is known about these amazing creatures, as there have only been a few live sightings, by giant squid scientists. Despite previous beliefs, they are actually a land animal, as the fins and respiratory system are removable.'
"Here's the sick squid I owe you. . ."
"I've got a massive headache."
Tell the skipper the auditor is here.
Stranger things happen at sea...
Tags:stranger things happen at sea, stranger things, lifeboat, characters, stranded, survivors, fellow passengers, cartoon characters, rubber dinghy, safety craft, occupants, mixture of people, integration, colourful characters, reaper, alien, mummy, squid, kraken, dog, human, scythe, assortment of people, mixed bag
"A textbook landing..."
Octopus Golf Hazard
"Not now Carruthers - I'm not in the mood..."