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The Bacteria Bowl
"Have you considered writing this story in the third monkey rather than the first monkey?"
"Aren't you getting a little too attached to the lab animals?"
"So! How is everybody today?"
'They tested some brain boosting pills on me and now I'm selling maps. Want to buy one?'
"I'm working on my pet theory."
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'You won't believe this, but even if the vaccine works, they wont give it to other sick mice.'
'Maze-solving program? Let's see ... '
'Psst, want to buy a map?'
"Once they developed insectivide resistance, they became much bigger pests."
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"I hope watching me run around helplessly in a maze takes your minds off the fact that you're all running around helplessly in your own personal mazes."
"You grew up in a lab, too, Sylvia?"
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'You mean you're going to do a test on a guinea pig now?'
"Welcome to the lab, friend...."
Dr. Peabody took on the most challenging research projects.
Why the multinational cartel Apex Pharmaceuticals went down 7 5/8 yesterday.
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"Dermatology? That sounds interesting. Myself, I've always been in cardiology."
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"Don't complain. Remember, last week they had us on martinis."
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'We don't have any specials today. However, all entrees featuring ingredients known to cause cancer in laboratory animals are half price.
"And to think that we created it right here in our little lab."
"Peer review is getting tougher and tougher."
"Some genetic engineers we turned out to be!"
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Lab rat in maze, sees 'you are here' map.
"Act confused. They like to feel superior."
"Now the history department is running an experiment with thousands of us in the hope that we'll enact various political systems."