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The Bacteria Bowl
"Have you considered writing this story in the third monkey rather than the first monkey?"
"Aren't you getting a little too attached to the lab animals?"
"So! How is everybody today?"
"I'm working on my pet theory."
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'You won't believe this, but even if the vaccine works, they wont give it to other sick mice.'
"Once they developed insectivide resistance, they became much bigger pests."
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"I hope watching me run around helplessly in a maze takes your minds off the fact that you're all running around helplessly in your own personal mazes."
"You grew up in a lab, too, Sylvia?"
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'You mean you're going to do a test on a guinea pig now?'
"Welcome to the lab, friend...."
Dr. Peabody took on the most challenging research projects.
"Dermatology? That sounds interesting. Myself, I've always been in cardiology."
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"Don't complain. Remember, last week they had us on martinis."
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"Peer review is getting tougher and tougher."
"And to think that we created it right here in our little lab."
'We don't have any specials today. However, all entrees featuring ingredients known to cause cancer in laboratory animals are half price.
"Some genetic engineers we turned out to be!"
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Lab rat in maze, sees 'you are here' map.
"Act confused. They like to feel superior."
'It looks like we've created Super Resistant Rat.'
"Now I'm having trouble doing hypothetical experiments on primates."
"What'll it be - a hypothetical mouse in a theoretical maze, a suppositional guinea pit testing a hypothetical drug, or a theoretical rhesus monkey with a suppositional disease?"
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