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"Are you sure you're not just teaching to the test?"
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"The doctor will see you now."
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"I said to make a thousand CLONES."
"We're in our lab coats. Now what?"
"So that's what they mean by organic chemistry."
Scientist's Birthday Cake
"I hate the team approach."
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"What I don't like about science is all that unpredictable and unexpected stuff." "What I like about science is all that unpredictable and unexpected stuff."
Thank you for not doing research that has already been done.
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"I've discovered the gene that makes you such an idiot."
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"Add three drops of potassium nitrate, wait ten minutes, and stir vigorously."
"I've developed a chemical that causes short term memory loss."
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"It isn't only that Fenwik is incompetent, but he seems to be a carrier of incompetence."
"Oh our assistant, he was donated by a pharmaceutical company."
'Are there any more at home like you?'
'After hours at the piano lab.'
'It's not supposed to be a triple helix, is it?'
"I don't care what his name was. When I said I needed a Philips head, I meant a screwdriver you idiot!"
'Another tissue sample! I have a runny nose.'
'This is wonderful - a completely dust-free lab. What do you study here?'
'Put it under my microscope!'
'They want to close our lab. What's that all about?'
'Trial and Error in a laboratory.'