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"I'd like to see the big cheese."
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"Sorry I'm late. It took me forever to find this place."
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'And over here is our product testing department.'
"Tough day at the labyrinth?"
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"O.K., I admit it. I want out!"
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"What happened to us, Eddie? We used to be so goal-oriented."
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Mouse doing a maze.
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"They've got me doing cosmetics research."
'The GPS eliminates all the guesswork.'
Alternative Treatments For Fat Mice
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"Go about a foot and take a right, then it's the second left, no, no ... the third left, then straight …"
We're all part of a giant evil experiment.
"If you just follow Sadie, she'll show you the way out."
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"I want to keep it."
"The drug has, however, proved more effective than traditional psychoanalysis."
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Cats make lousy lab pets.
'The medication only seems to increase their aggressiveness.'
'Ed's in medical research.'
'Eureka! We built a better mouse!'
"Sorry I'm late. It took me forever to find this place."
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"I don't usually volunteer for experiments, but I'm kind of a puzzle freak."
An angry Scientist has discovered his two Lab' mice are using a GPS to find their way through a maze to some cheese.
'Lost our maze research grant'
"It appears they escaped through the ventilation."
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"Bathroom? Sure, it's just down the hall to the left, jog right, left, another left, straight past two more lefts, then right, and it's at the end of the third corridor on your right."
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