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'The two groups can't agree on the best route to the cheese, so Dr. Lazarus will introduce another variable to break the impasse.'
"Sorry, kiddo. Your old man has to work so you can go to the best drug trials in the country."
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"Are you sure you're not just teaching to the test?"
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Rats carrying lunchboxes enter a research lab as employees.
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"Well, you don't look like an experimental psychologist to me."
'We close at six.'
"You will note that their ability to comprehend, assess and process information increases dramatically when Professor Podhertz throws in the cat."
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"Sorry I'm late. It took me forever to find this place."
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"I hope you work out better than my last roommate. He had backaches, dizziness, and an erection that lasted four hours."
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A mother visits a lab rat.
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"I solved the maze in fifty-three seconds, but it was a Monday level."
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"What if these guys in white coats who bring us food are, like, studying us and we're part of some kind of big experiment?"
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The Bacteria Bowl
'And over here is our product testing department.'
'It's like the old days in the lab, Charlie. You learn the maze, you get the food pellet, you go home. What else can I say?'
"More important, however is what I learned about myself."
'Human clinical trials start in six months. Sooner if we run out of mice.'
"The cat ate my homework."
"Tough day at the labyrinth?"
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"And it should take no more than fifteen minutes for you to begin experiencing the first pleasant symptoms of arousal."
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"If only we could get this to work on men's heads."
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'We thought you'd like to meet Reggie. He's the rat who we experimented on to find a cure for you.'
"Oh, him? We went to medical school together."