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"You have to believe what you're doing will lead to something valuable, even though it probably won't."
"...but our most useful publication is the 'Journal of don't-do-it: it's-already-been-done'."
Tags:chemist, chemists, scientist, scientists, scientific breakthrough, scientific breakthroughs, scientific discovery, scientific discoveries, lab, labs, laboratory, laboratories, lab tech, lab techs, laboratory tech, laboratory techs, journal, journals, publication, publications, academic journal, academic journals
"This is wonderful - a completely dust-free lab. What do you study here?"
Lab safety rule no. 1...Do not drink substances to determine if they are poisonous.
"What I don't like about science is all that unpredictable and unexpected stuff." "What I like about science is all that unpredictable and unexpected stuff."
"If birds ﬂy over the rainbow, Garber, why, oh, why, can't I?"
Tags:musical, musicals, dreamer, dreamers, dreaming, imagine, imagines, imagination, scientist, scientists, scientific, inventor, inventors, invention, inventions, fly, flies, flying, flight, flights, aviation, aerodynamics, physics, physicist, physicists, lab, labs, aerospace, career, careers, out to lunch, research, researches, researching, researcher, researchers, job, jobs, lab tech, lab techs, lab technician, lab technicians, song, songs, singing, sing, sings
"At this point science leaves off and wishful thinking kicks in."
"Surprisingly enough, this is in the range of acceptable risk."
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"We've really come up with something, but nine other labs also came up with it this week."
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"Some clean room - there's a fly in my potassium nitrate."
Eureka or else - the management.
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"The government inspectors are very good. They'll notice."
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"Oh, oh - it's getting into organic."
"I thought it was all sciencespeak, but it turns out bespeak is nothing like chemspeak."
"You want proof? There's your proof."
Product testing laboratory worker breaks.
"Oh our assistant, he was donated by a pharmaceutical company."
'Careful review of his reaction lunch-time test paradigm proves that dude is hard wired to cheeseburgers.'
'Guys, I've just discovered how to turn myself back into a fly!'
'Don't you hate it when they look BACK at you?'
'Your test results are in - and here's a first, the Lab Techs have asked to meet you.'
"You know that's not what I meant by 'give me a hand'!"
Lab tech tosses hypodermic needles at dartboard.
Tags:hematologist, hematology, hematology lab, hypodermic, hypodermic needle, hypodermic needles, syringe, syringes, dart board, dartboard, dart, darts, cure for boredom, cure boredom, goofing off, lab technician, lab technicians, lab tech, lab techs, blood culture, blood test, blood tests, blood draw, blood work, lab testing, blood lab
"No sooner had I injected the truth serum than he told me I was morbidly obese."
Tags:obese, obesity, weight problem, weight problems, truth serum, truth serums, truth, truths, morbidly obese, morbid obesity, hard truth, hard truths, lab tech, interrogation room, interrogation rooms, suspect, suspects, crime, crimes, criminal, criminals, detective, detectives, health problem, health problems
Lyme Disease Research Lab
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