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'The hair growth formula works... now we need to sort out the dosage!'
Eureka or else - the management.
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"Some clean room - there's a fly in my potassium nitrate."
"The government inspectors are very good. They'll notice."
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"Oh, oh - it's getting into organic."
"If birds ﬂy over the rainbow, Garber, why, oh, why, can't I?"
Tags:musical, musicals, dreamer, dreamers, dreaming, imagine, imagines, imagination, scientist, scientists, scientific, inventor, inventors, invention, inventions, fly, flies, flying, flight, flights, aviation, aerodynamics, physics, physicist, physicists, lab, labs, aerospace, career, careers, out to lunch, research, researches, researching, researcher, researchers, job, jobs, lab tech, lab techs, lab technician, lab technicians, song, songs, singing, sing, sings
"I thought it was all sciencespeak, but it turns out bespeak is nothing like chemspeak."
"You want proof? There's your proof."
"...but our most useful publication is the 'Journal of don't-do-it: it's-already-been-done'."
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"You have to believe what you're doing will lead to something valuable, even though it probably won't."
"This is wonderful - a completely dust-free lab. What do you study here?"
"What I don't like about science is all that unpredictable and unexpected stuff." "What I like about science is all that unpredictable and unexpected stuff."
Lab safety rule no. 1...Do not drink substances to determine if they are poisonous.
"At this point science leaves off and wishful thinking kicks in."
"Surprisingly enough, this is in the range of acceptable risk."
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"We've really come up with something, but nine other labs also came up with it this week."
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Product testing laboratory worker breaks.
'Careful review of his reaction lunch-time test paradigm proves that dude is hard wired to cheeseburgers.'
'Guys, I've just discovered how to turn myself back into a fly!'
'Your test results are in - and here's a first, the Lab Techs have asked to meet you.'
"He's a yellow lab tech."
Lab tech tosses hypodermic needles at dartboard.
Tags:hematologist, hematology, hematology lab, hypodermic, hypodermic needle, hypodermic needles, syringe, syringes, dart board, dartboard, dart, darts, cure for boredom, cure boredom, goofing off, lab technician, lab technicians, lab tech, lab techs, blood culture, blood test, blood tests, blood draw, blood work, lab testing, blood lab
"You know that's not what I meant by 'give me a hand'!"
Lyme Disease Research Lab
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