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"The rug will not be sent out for lab tests."
"O.K., I admit it. I want out!"
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Mouse doing a maze.
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'Your lab tests came back. You're as strong as the U.S dollar. Don't worry, We have medications that can make you better.'
"I have your lab test results. Cut back on your vitamins. You have the healthiest urine I have ever seen."
'I've run every labroratory test in the book and I'm happy to tell you that everything came out normal. There's nothing wrong with the bull."
"Your labs are fine."
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'You've got to buy a centrifuge for these hematocrits, Doctor!...
"Don't complain. Remember, last week they had us on martinis."
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"What's wrong with white mice and guinea pigs?"
A snake in a maze.
'We don't have any specials today. However, all entrees featuring ingredients known to cause cancer in laboratory animals are half price.
"But I'm the tester - not the testee."
'Your lab tests are back. Your cholesterol, triglycerides, and ego are all too high.'
'Friends, lab rats, country mice, lend me your ears...'
'Your lab tests are back. Your cholesterol weight, and self importance are all too high.'
'The lab report just came in. The lab is in fine shape!'
Lab studies suggest that a human growth pill is just around the corner.
Lab test patients.
'They're not testing drugs on us - they're testing us. We're transgenic.'
'These? From shampoo testing? No it's the weirdest thing I'm really suffering with hayfever this year'
'Well, you have people pox.'
'The doctor thinks her anal sacs are impacted....'
'That's not exactly what I meant when I said that I needed a tissue specimen!'
'I have the treatment all figured out. It's the diagnosis that stumps me.'