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"His is a thought experiment."
"The bloodwork came back kinda yucky."
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"If only we could get this to work on men's heads."
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"Oh, nothing much. Just experimenting with some rabbits."
"The strain isn't clicking on the ads, Marie... They're becoming immune!"
'I've narrowed the diagnosis down to 16 possibilities.'
"We were just as surprised by the test results as you. We're still scratching our heads over it."
"I want to keep it."
'Your numbers are continuing to slide, Santa. You need to be active more than one day a year.'
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'Well, I don't know how to break the bad news to you, Mr. Jenson, but ...'
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'Look, Doctor. I just want him cured. I'm not interested in what's wrong with him, so skip the lab work."
"Looks like you both suffer from IBS. You...irritable bowel. Your friend...irritable burl."
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The Strange Case of Dr. Jekyll And Mister Softee
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'You've got to buy a centrifuge for these hematocrits, Doctor!...
The discovery of the $2,000 Aspirin
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"Sometimes I wonder if there's more to life than unlocking the mysteries of the universe."
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Roland meets his new lab pardner.
'They want us to double check our methodology. Your turn to flip.'
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"I suspect there's been a breakthrough."
"Kleinzweck is our resident punk physicist."
'Your research is very promising. It's just a shame you're afraid of mice.'
'Thought we agreed to wait awhile before starting a family.'
'I feel down in the dumps. Never been better.'