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"O.K., I admit it. I want out!"
'Your lab tests came back. You're as strong as the U.S dollar. Don't worry, We have medications that can make you better.'
'I've run every labroratory test in the book and I'm happy to tell you that everything came out normal. There's nothing wrong with the bull."
'Most of my time in this racket has been plain old hard work.
"Your labs are fine."
'You've got to buy a centrifuge for these hematocrits, Doctor!...
"What's wrong with white mice and guinea pigs?"
'Knibbles Dog Food - this product is cruelty-free. It has not been tested on dogs.'
'The lab report just came in. The lab is in fine shape!'
'These? From shampoo testing? No it's the weirdest thing I'm really suffering with hayfever this year'
'Did anyone see the Osborne fecal specimen?...'
'Melvin, for gosh sakes, that's the iced tea you're running a specific gravity on...
'Shucks! I filled the bleeding vial more than two-thirds full!...'
It's a dark and stormy night. Maybe I'll knock off early and rent a movie.