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'Offshoring is the future and I'm afraid we've founds a lawyer in Mumbai whose 46% better at being you for half the cost.'
'Of course I support poor children. That's why I bought this dress, handmade by a 12-years old Indian girl that earns only 30 cents a day.'
Twinkies Are Dead
"You've increased your prices again! Why?" "Take your pick..."
"We're going to have to let you go. I've just bought a better version of you online that's 25% better for half the cost."
"Did I mention I work for peanuts?"
Santa's plans to relocate the operations overseas are uncovered by the elves.
'Oh, hey, relax, I'm not here to take you! I've outsourced all that work long ago. I'm now strictly on the administrative end.'
'We said we were outsourcing you job...we didn't say anything about you going with it.'
"We're exporting our jobs to the third world."
'If human wages get any lower, they'll be replacing us.'
'Ms. Hawkins, call Rajeev in Bombay and find out if we outsource. . .'
"We're closing down our plant in that third-world country, because I've found a county where you can pay even lower wages!"
Will Work For Less.
'Of course you can keep your job, Jackson! You just have to emigrate and become a citizen of the third world country that we are outsourcing our production to!'
'Living on an unlivable wage is all about choices. Do you choose food or fuel...heat or medicine?'
Santa sent all production to China. Please help.
'My job was outsourced to India.'
'If my job is moving to Mexico, I'm moving with it!'
'Is there anything to the rumor that the plant is moving overseas?'
'As you can see, our labor costs are holding steady. All it took was free beer in the cafeteria.'
'Your position has been outsources...if you wish to continue to work for us...I suggest relocating to Mumbai and taking a 60% pay cut.'
Outsourced to India.
'Even this pink slip was printed in Taiwan!'
'The economy is down because US workers can't afford to buy stuff our old jobs now make overseas!'