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'But APART from increased profitability, better customer support, enhanced margins, reduced stress and improved staff morale WHAT is the POINT of all this emphasis on increased PRODUCTIVITY?'
'The good news is that we've created six new jobs...and the better news is that they're all yours.'
"We've discovered an Earth-like planet capable of sustaining an unemployment rate similar to our own."
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'We've been unfairly dissed...'
'You don't need a union. I'll take care opf you.'
Labour Force Survey Shows Increase in Part Time Working.
'Studies show more people are living into their 90's and we're smarter.'
'Our corporate culture is simple. We hire energetic young folks like you, then exploit them with low wages, long hours and mind-numbing projects until there's nothing left but dried-up shells of existential regret.'
"I used to kick butt and take names. Now I can't pronounce the names and the butts are overseas."
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'It was so embarrasing. I was replaced by ten humans.'
"Remember to look miserable when you meet the workforce son. We've spent years convincing them that money can't buy happiness."
Jobs Inc: In and outsource.
'I heard rumours you're outsourcing my job to India.'
'These are on special offer... buy one get one free.'
'If my job is moving to Mexico, I'm moving with it!'
'Somehow my job stayed home and I'm on my way to China...'
'So you're here to discuss your wages?'
Tribunal Claims office with 'Direct Discrimination' tray and 'Indirect Discrimination' tray.
'That's what comes of employing unpaid interns.'
'Our overseas workers will sue us because of exploitation?! Are you freaking kidding me? These folks aren't even old enough to buy a beer!'
Every scab should have a dog.