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"I'll take questions from the only reporter who trusts this Administration."
"I don't understand why people don't trust our figures...I mean we've gone over them..again and again. All three of us!"
"The only problem I have with my belief system is that I always believe it."
"Is it a good sign when they band your leg?"
'Okee-dokey... Let's just see how your diagnosis and treatment plan compare to what webMD.com has to say...'
"You're not the man I marred."
"My mom the security expert never trusted me. She'd never tell me her maiden name."
"Can I be in the control group?"
'Talk about lack of trust! My trainer didn't even bet on me, but I showed him: I won the race!'
"Keeping all your money in a cigar box is not wise. You should keep it in a coffee can hidden behind the TV, like me!"
"Some rascal saying he was you just tried to scam me!"
'To see if my husband is cheating, I have to check his pockets, wallet and NOW his E-MAIL!'
'Apparently, no matter where you are, you're never more than 9 metres away from a government enquiry...'