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The Land Of Milk And Honey: Day 1
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'You fight the Gluten Hordes, make your way through the Peanut Fields, battle the Lactose King...'
'The good news is that you don't have mad cow's disease. The bad news is you are lactose intolerant.'
I'll trade you a gluten-Free Sandwich for lactose-free milk.
'I think you're confusing self-loathing with lactose intolerance.'
"Wait till he finds out I'm lactose intolerant!"
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'Mr Kilgore, I have reason to believe your lactose intolerance is psychological.'
'It has nothing to do with you, Bessie. It's just that I'm lactose intolerant.'
'I think I'm lactose intolerant.'
"If it's gluten-free, peanut-free, lactose-free and fat-free, why does it cost more?"
If Earth had been more tolerant, the planet Lactose would not have invaded.
Thank goodness for the little Dutch Boy.
'Now this will be my 'watch you do the milking' stool.'
'I'm sorry sir, but this highway is lactose intolerant.'
"Why do I send you shopping? You never read the labels!"
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Dan was becoming increasingly lactose intolerant.
'Couldn't you just say you're lactose-intolerant?'
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'Help! I'm lactose intolerant!'
'It's not that I'm stupid. I'm lactose intolerant and on a diet.'
Do you have a traditional lacto-vegan christmas dinner?
'I think I may be lactose intolerant.'
'well, then, I guess you're also lactose substitute intolerant.'