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"You're lactose intolerant...that's udderly ridiculous!"
"No...being lacrosse intolerant does not mean you're impatient because you lack toes."
"You have a complaint, but you need a civil rights attorney for a case of lactose intolerance.''
"I'm lactose intolerant."
"It looks like there is too much dairy in your diet."
'Couldn't you just say you're lactose-intolerant?'
Do you have a traditional lacto-vegan christmas dinner?
"Umm ... I'm allergic to milk but not cabernet."
"I'm pretty lucky. I have a wife that tolerates both my lactose and bad habits."
"Most women I meet can't stand me. I've been thinking of having my lactose removed."
"Lactose started it, but now it's mainly me she can't tolerate. . ."
"I'm lactose-intolerant, so can I say 'beans' instead?"
'I better stay clear of that place -- I'm lactose intolerant!'