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'It's the LAST time I volunteer to organise the staff Christmas meal, I've spent three days trying to find a 'traditional' lacto-vegan Christmas menu.'
The Last Thanksgiving
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The Land Of Milk And Honey: Day 1
Tags:religion, religious, religious imagery, religiously, imagery, heaven, heavens, heavenly, diet, dietary, dietary restrictions, restriction, restrictions, lactose, lactose intolerance, intolerance, diabetes, diabetic, diabete, milk, milk allergy, honey, insulin, insulin spike, sugar, sugars, glucose, insulin response, angel, angels, afterlife, life after death, after-life, after life, halo, modern, modern life, modern world, eating, special requirements, requirements
Extremely Lactose Intolerant
'Have you recently eaten anything containing lactose, gluten or peanuts?'
'Allergy Cafe - All you can Tolerate.'
'You fight the Gluten Hordes, make your way through the Peanut Fields, battle the Lactose King...'
'The good news is that you don't have mad cow's disease. The bad news is you are lactose intolerant.'
'It's getting harder every day to make a living at this.'
'The good news is that you don't have mad cows disease. The bad news is that you're lactose intolerant.'
"Soy milk, soy burgers... Imagine being replaced by a bean!"
Tags:soy product, soy products, soy burger, soy burgers, soy milk, beef burger, beef burgers, cow milk, dairy farm, dairy farms, dairy farming, dairy product, dairy products, food supplement, food supplements, replacement, dairy allergy, lactose intolerance, lactose intolerant, replacements, vegan, vegans, veganism
'I think you're confusing self-loathing with lactose intolerance.'
'What do you mean, you can't look at the Milky Way because you're lactose-intolerant?'
'It's not good news...you're allergic to dairy products.'
'The Ailing Matisse tries cutting out meat and dairy products.'
I'm allergic to cookie dough and I'm lactose intolerant, but I appreciate the thought. Thanks. -S. Claus.
"I told you dairy was bad for your diet!"
"You're lactose intolerant...that's udderly ridiculous!"
"No...being lacrosse intolerant does not mean you're impatient because you lack toes."
"It has a cream base because we hate you."
Tags:restaurant, restaurants, dining out, eating out, meal, meals, food, eating, dining, waiter, waiters, server, servers, service, customer service, bad service, rude waiter, rude server, bad customer service, hate, order, orders, ordering, menu, menus, cream, base, bases, kitchen, kitchens, chef, chefs, cook, cooks, health, unhealthy, diet, diets, dieting, fat, cholesterol, lactose intolerance, lactose intolerant
"Wait till he finds out I'm lactose intolerant!"
Tags:gingerbread man, gingerbread men, gingerbread, gingerbreads, lactose intolerant, lactose intolerance, lactose, food allergy, food allergies, allergy, allergies, allergic reaction, allergy reactions, cake, cakes, biscuit, biscuits, cookie, cookies, fairytale, fairytales, fairy tale, fairy tales, fairy story, fairy stories
'Still it can't be any worse than last year, I never thought we'd have to suffer a 'traditional lacto-vegan' Christmas dinner.'
Tags:vegan, vegans, vegetarian, vegetarians, fruitarian, fruitarians, lactose intolerance, lactose intolerant, dietary need, dietary needs, diet, diets, christmas party, christmas parties, christmas dinner, christmas dinners, office party, office parties, office job, office jobs, office worker, office workers
'Could I have the traditional Christmas dinner but without meat or dairy and could guarantee it's organic and GM free.'
Tags:christmas, christmases, xmas, xmases, xmas dinner, xmas dinners, christmas dinner, christmas dinners, traditional, tradition, traditions, organic food, organic foods, gm food, gm foods, lactose intolerance, lactose intolerant, vegetarian, vegetarians, food scare, food scares, food allergy, food allergies
'Mr Kilgore, I have reason to believe your lactose intolerance is psychological.'
"It started out with lactose, but now he's intolerant of everything."
Tags:intolerant, intolerance, lactose-intolerant, lactose-intolerance, lactose intolerant, lactose intolerance, milk, dairy, allergy, allergies, dietary issues, dinner party, dinner parties, relationship, relationships, relationship issues, marriage, married life, husband, husbands, wife, wives, couple, couples, prejudice, dislike, hate, bias, biased, irritable