Search by Search ID or Tag or use the Advanced Search
"Hey, nice body! Not you, the car! ... That's what she said! ... Oh, yeah? Ask me about your wife!"
"Our funding ran out again. Whip up another batch of crystal meth."
"I like you because you have absolutely no agenda."
"I'll have whatever the lads are buying this week."
"Does it make you at all uncomfortable that we're same sex friends?"
'You certainly have a well equipped workbench.'
'Wireless? Huh, we had wireless when I was a lad.'
"Must you treat me like a child?"
Real men drink beer.
"I'm tired of rock and roll, let's form a really groovy law practice."
As a lad, Christopher Columbus was convinced that his bed was round and only gave up due to head injuries.
"Oh, that's Twiddlecock - the only boy in the school without a nickname."
'A few gratuitous remarks of a sexual nature, courtesy of the lads. They've come down with laryngitis.'
'These are preliminary results, but there seems to be a correlation between global warming and baby boomer women's hot flashes.'
'When I was a lad we had to make our own entertainment.'
"I am not a bully!!! Take it back! Say it while you can still speak!"
A Yorkshire Lad
Pilots, "..and this one measures the testosterone level in the cockpit!"
'Please give up this seat to those less able to stand.'
Lad's Mag Weekly.
Man watching football on T.V. in armchair made of beer cans.
'As Foreman of the Jury, I'm calling my lads out.'