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"This morning, I looked into the mirror and said to myself, 'Bruce, you're a billionaire. It's time to stop horsing around and enjoy life a little.' "
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MANCAVELESS. Please help
"I'm having a bad lair day."
"When you lie about yourself, is it to appear closer to or farther away from the middle of the bell curve?"
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'Honey, listen to me. If I do not get in that car and go play gold with my buddies, just as I've been doing every Saturday for our entire marriage, then the terrorists win!'
'You live in your parents' basement. Don't you think calling it your 'lair' is pretentious?'
"I'm going for a swim. Wanna come?"
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Local Authorities Investigate Recent Bigfoot Sightings
After the party the Millers return to their underground lair.
'You know I know nothing about cars but the dealer assured me I would not find another Ferrari like it for the price.'
"You can't have the dormer, but rocket silos on the gable end are fine!"
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'Truth? I am just looking out the window...'
'Language is a great invention, but it's going to make cover-ups a lot harder.'
'Stop calling us monsters already. We're comfort eaters!'
It's January. Do you know where your children are?
'This is what Jesus would drive...'
'He may be a super-villain to you, but do you have any idea how many jobs he's created for the local area?'
Financially Secure Romantic with sufficient fire in belly seeks damsel in distress...
'Pirate's Cove is about a half mile down the beach.'
"It was not a lie, Senator. It was an alternative fact."
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