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"I question your choice of locations."
"Drowning. What's new with you?"
Fisherman catches a boot; a nearby fish leaps out of the water holding a human foot in its mouth
Tags:fishing, fisherman, fishermen, angler, anglers, angling, catching fish, animal, animals, fish, boot, boots, shoe, shoes, foot, feet, leaping, human foot, human feet, salish sea human foot discoveries, the one that got away, piranha, piranhas, lake, lakes, sea, seas, ocean, oceans, pond, ponds, fly fishing, fly-fishing
"She just got her period, which is why she's using a maxi pad."
Tags:animal, animals, talking animal, talking animals, talking frog, talking frogs, frog, frogs, pond, ponds, lake, lakes, lilypad, lilypads, lily pad, lily pads, pad, pads, menstruation, menstrual cycle, period, periods, female reproductive system, bleeding, feminine hygiene products, feminine hygiene products, maxi pad, maxi pads, sanitary towels, sanitary towel, sanitary napkins, menstrual bleeding, menses, women, woman, females
"All I can figure is that he must have been inspecting the water quality of our lakes and rivers when he became entangled in cement."
Tags:sleeping with the fishes, cement shoes, mob, mafia, gang, gangs, gangster, gangsters, murder, murders, murderer, murderers, killer, killers, court, courtroom, courtrooms, court case, court cases, judge, judges, excuse, excuses, bad excuse, bad excuses, criminal, law, lawyer, lawyers, attorney, attorneys, barrister, barristers, solicitor, solicitors, drowning, drowned, water quality, inspecting, inspector, inspectors, lake, lakes, river, rivers, cement, witness, witnesses, cover story, cover-up, lie, lies, liar, perjury
'What the... another one? Maybe we should move over to his side.'
Tags:fish, fishing, fisher, fishers, fisherman, fishermen, angle, angles, angling, angler, anglers, pond, ponds, catch, catches, caught, catching, disbelief, unbelieveable, lucky, good luck, fortune, fortunate, pond, ponds, lake, lakes, bait, baits, fishing rod, fishing rods, in the bleachers, bleachers, in the bleachers
"I am the Lady of the Lake, and because thou hast defiled my crystal waters I must hence smite thee. That or penalize thee a stroke. Your call."
Tags:sport, sports, golf, golfer, golfers, golfing, water trap, water traps, water hazard, water hazards, hazard, hazards, water, pond, ponds, lake, lakes, golf course, golf courses, excalibur, king arthur, lady of the lake, camelot, arthurian, literature, myth, myths, legend, legends, folklore, nimue, sorceress, sorceresses, enchantress, enchantresses, magic, mystical, magical, penalty, penalties, punishments, death, penalty stroke, penalty strokes, threat, threats, threatening, stroke, strokes, score, scores
"So where were you during the tourist season?"
Tags:monster, monster, creature, creatures, scotland, scottish, uk, united kingdom, great britain, lake, lakes, loch, lochs, loch ness, loch ness monster, nessie, folklore, myth, myths, legend, legends, tourism, tourist, tourists, tourist season, rare, unusual, strange, scotsman, scotsmen, local, locals, tourist attraction, tourist attractions
'We'll probably hit a rock and sink. But, there's a lot of big fish in this lake, so it's worth the risk.'
'I caught something, but it's not a fish. And speaking of fish, I think they know we're here.'
Crater Lake Annual Yogurt Guzzle! This year's flavor: Raspberry Marijuana.
'Where's the duck?'
Tags:hunt, hunts, hunting, hunted, hunter, hunters, huntsman, huntsmen, duck, ducks, dog, dogs, canine, canines, hound, hounds, bloodhound, bloodhounds, blood hound, blood hounds, pond, ponds, lake, lakes, water, waters, ear, ears, track, tracks, tracking, tracked, tracker, trackers, the flying mccoys, flying mccoys
A massive ship pulls in in Central Park.
'Let me know if you notice the water level going down.'
"Sit tight, chief-I'll take you out where the big swords are."
Tags:tour, tours, touring, fish, fishery, fisherman, fishermen, fished, fishing, fishin, sword, swords, arthurian, arthur, king arthur, camelot, excalibus, excaliburs, lady of the lake, lady in the lake, medieval, legend, legends, culture clash, cultural, time skip, time skips, big fish, big fishing, history, historical, british, british legend, british history, lake fish, lake fishing, lake, lakes
"Do you have any tips or advice for someone just starting out breathing air?"
Tags:snakehead, rockskipper, fish out of water, saying, sayings, expression, expressions, fish, ocean, oceans, pond, ponds, lake, lakes, water, body of water, advice, animal, animals, breath air, breathe air, evolution, evolving, theory of evolution, darwin, darwinism, charles darwin, mentor, mentors, experience, voice of experience, mentoring, good advice
Tags:sight gag, sight gags, visual gag, visual gags, reflection, reflection, illusion, illusions, optical illusion, optical illusions, upside down, upside-down, impossible, impossibility, marriages, husband and wife, husbands and wives, couple, couples, lake, lakes, river, rivers, reflections in water
How they were named.
'Of course, it's nothing serious, honey...just a flooded engine.'
'I need to buy some gas, but I forgot my wallet. Do you have $18,000 on you?'
The Hudson River School Takes a Working Vacation
Tags:hudson river, hudson river school, romantic, romantics, nature, natural world, landscape, landscapes, landscape painting, landscape paintings, painter, painters, movement, movements, art history, art historian, art historians, tree hugger, tree huggers, tree hugging, working vacation, working vacations, research, researches, researching, lake, lakes, row, rows, rowing, boating, boat, boats
"Fun Fact: 10,000 years ago, this was a lake!
'C'mon, it's only up to your knees!'
'I'm just going for a walk. What could possibly happen because of that?'