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His infatuation turned to obsession, he would watch her at work... He would follow her home... Yes, everywhere that Mary went, the lamb was sure to go.
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'At this age, they can't really be coached. It's more like you herd them in one direction and hope the ball goes into the goal.'
Tags:sheep, lamb, lambs, goal, goals, train, trains, training, trained, trainer, trainers, herd, herds, herding, herded, shepherd, shepherds, coach, coaches, coaching, coached, flock, flocks, flocking, flock, football, footballer, footballers, soccer, soccer player, soccer players, in the bleachers, bleachers, in the bleachers
'Listen up! Me and Everyone else will run for our lives. Dewey You stay back and block.'
Tags:block, blocker, blockers, defense, american football, football, footballer, footballers, sheep, lamb, lambs, ewe, ewes, ram, rams, wolves, wolf, predator, predators, prey, preys, run for you life, coach, coaches, strategy, strategies, game plan, game plans, in the bleachers, bleachers, in the bleachers
'You know... I really think we should be gamboling.'
'Mary had a little smartphone. It's case was white as snow. Everywhere that Mary went, her phone was sure to go.'
'There are gonna be some changes around here.'
"I love the little ways you're identical to everyone else."
Tags:date, dates, dating life, dating experience, lamb, lambs, sheep, ewe, ewes, ram, rams, wool, wooly, identity, identical, same, sameness, like attracts like, opposites attract, attract, attracted, attraction, love, loving, loves, romance, romantic, romantically, animal, farm animals, talking animals, farm, farms, farmer, farming
"I've never trusted cows."
Tags:cow, cows, sheep, lamb, lambs, trust, trusts, trusted, pasture, pastures, field, fields, farm, farms, farming, farmed, farmer, suspicious, suspicion, sceptic, sceptical, scepticism, grass, grasses, grassy, countryside, country, country side, talking animal, talking animals, animal, animals, anthro, anthropomorphic, anthropomorphism
Counting Sheep Gone Wrong
Tags:animal, animals, counting sheep, sheep, lamb, lambs, insomnia, insomniac, insomniacs, tired, exhausted, exhaustion, sleepy, sleep, sleeping, dream, dreaming, dreams, dreamed, dreamt, national anthem, national anthems, patriotic, patriotism, patriots, star spangled banner, usa, bed, bedtime, bedroom
'Yeah, that one looks like a sheep, too...'
Why Are You Following Me?
"Now that I've seen this, I don't think I can ever enjoy popping bubble wrap again."
"So how much will the new IT system cost?"
"I knew Mary would dump me when my fleece got a little gray."
Tags:mary had a little lamb, nursery rhyme, nursery rhymes, poem, poems, poetry, story, stories, children's story, children's stories, fairytale, fairytales, fairy tale, fairy tales, rhyme, rhymes, character, characters, animal, animals, sheep, talking animal, talking animals, mary, lamb, lambs, little lamb, fleece, white, grey, gray, gray hair, gray hairs, grey hair, grey hairs, silver, hair, old age, ageing, aging, growing old, growing older, going gray, going grey, relationship, relationships, relationship problems, relationship issues, dating, couple, couples, break-up, break-ups, breakup, breakups, break up, break ups, split, dump, dumped
'Yeah, sure, a 'family outing'! I'm telling you, it's that time of year and he's eyeing my horns!'
'Where Argyle sweaters come from...'
'I'm sorry Mary, you know the rules.'
A Farmer's Favourite Sheep
Bo Peeps sheep looking for her in airport.
Lamb coughing up wool balls
Just a Wolf in Sheep's Clothing
Pirate with a Shepherd's Crook for an Arm
Tags:animal, animals, sheep, lamb, lambs, flock, shepherd, shepherds, shepherd's crook, crook, crooks, hook, hooks, arm, arms, pirate, pirates, captain, captains, captain hook, new career, new job, changing careers, changing jobs, profession, professions, career, careers, job, jobs, professional, tool, tools
'I'm writing a vegetarian cook book.'
'Say, how come sheep don't shrink when it rains?'