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'It'll granulate in.'
'First the good news: he has 3 excellent legs.'
"I hope you sat me next to someone who wants to hear all about my bathroom renovation."
Tags:party, parties, dinner party, dinner parties, seat, seats, seating, small talk, dinner partner, dinner partners, bathroom, bathrooms, washroom, washrooms, restroom, restrooms, toilet, toilets, renovating, renovation, renovations, redecorating, home decor, boring, dull, uninteresting, lame, conversation, conversations, property, properties
'Just think about it. . . Australia is home to over 800,000 unique species, but you're still, by far, the absolute lamest.'
"Man bun, paddleboarding and vaping? Remember, it's our duty as predators to cull out the lame."
Tags:shark, sharks, shark attack, vaping, paddleboard, paddleboarding, man bun, e-cigarettes, electronic cigarettes, hipster, hipsters, lame, lameness, ostentatious, ostentatiousness, show off, show offs, trends, trendy, trend setters, culling, hipster culture, natural selection, predator, predators, prey, preys, shark attacks
He had proudly displayed it on his mantel for seven years fore he finally read the fine print.
According to industry newsletters, ketchup remains the world's most popular condiment. Mustard continues to be pretty lame, and sorta jealous.
The lame stuff you listen to (yes, you)
"Somehow I thought the whole thing would be a lot classier!"
Tags:heaven, angels, angel, god, religion, religious, death, dying, dead, died, dump, trash, trashy, ugly, lame, rough around the edges, cosmological, transcendent, spirits, saints, afterlife, unexpected, high expectations, low standards, high standards, bible, myth, mythology, broken sign, church, churches, priests, priest, expectations, posh, expectation
'Dude, lame hashtag.'
Lame gift cards.
Excuses to not go to work - 'Dial An Excuse'
Bob was rich beyond his wildest dreams - which didn't amount to much given how incredibly lame those dreams were.
'Treatment for lame legs hasn't advanced much.'
Lame Duck President
'I have nothing to lose by entering politics: I'm already a lame duck...'
'Lame. Haven't you got a smartphone?'
Stay in school until 18 or no driver's license!
'Unfortunately, I don't think you have any real clinical disorders - you just seem to be kind of a lame-ass.'
Cheetah riding in wheelchair with cheetah legs.
'Oh, THAT foot is fine...but now he's lame on the other three!'
The 111th Congress Adjourns.
Lame duck session of congress convenes...