Lamentation Cartoons and Comics

"I think my life would have been played better set against a Roaring Twenties or Civil War background."

"I should have bought more crap."

"I would have made it big in Heaven if it hadn't been for the policy wonks."

"I've always been an outsider, but I never achieved the status of a pariah."

'He was a fine man, a great competitor, a wonderful friend - provided he's really dead.'

"...they give you marshmallows but no stick."

"Crush my enemies, see them driven before me, and hear the lamentations of their women. That's what I want for Christmas."