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"The weeds - I want 'em whacked."
"I would have done this differently."
Tags:yard, yards, front yard, backyard, yardwork, yard work, landscaping, landscaper, landscapers, grass, lawn, lawns, mulch, rake, raking, rakes, hoe, hoes, tool, tools, pool, pools, swimming pool, swimming pools, outside, nature, magazine, magazines, garden, gardens, gardening, gardener, gardeners
"I'm greener, yes. But am I happier?"
Tags:plant, plants, grass, greener, happier, happy, happiness, unhappy, the grass is greener on the other side, weed, weeds, unkempt, messy, garden, gardens, gardener, gardeners, lawn, lawns, landscaping, landscaper, landscapers, jealously, saying, sayings, expression, expressions, word play, wordplay
"Shouldn't you rake those up first and then set them on fire?"
Tags:leaf, leaves, clearing leaves, raking, raking leaves, rake, rakes, chore, chores, housework, yardwork, landscaping, landscaper, lawn, lawns, yard, yards, garden, gardens, gardening, fire, fires, on fire, fire hazard, fire hazards, fire safety, unsafe, safety hazard, safety hazards, bad idea, bad ideas, dangerous, dangerous idea, dangerous ideas, dumb, dumb idea, dumb ideas, husband, husbands, man, men, marriage, nag, annoy, berate, bother
'Gee, Dad... I wish we could afford to send our grass like that to get it cut!'
A man raking his lawn watches as the leaves climb back into the trees.
Tags:autumn, fall, tree, trees, season, seasons, seasonal, lawn, lawns, lawn care, yardwork, housework, landscaping, landscaper, landscapers, chore, chores, rake, rakes, raking, raking the leaves, leaf, leaves, climbing, escaping, returning, personification, anthropomorphic, anthropomorphism, nature
"Extreme Leaf Blowing"
Tags:leaf blower, leaf blowers, landscaping, landscaper, landscapers, lawn maintenance, maintenance, maintenance man, maintenance men, lawn service, groundskeeper, groundskeepers, leaf, leaves, destruction, destroy, destroying, funnel, funnels, funnel cloud, funnel clouds, tornado, tornadoes, weather, bad weather, storm, storms, stormy, windy, wind, windstorm, windstorms, extreme, neighbourhood, neighborhood, fall, autumn, noisy, annoying, loud
'Truthfully, I never wanted the world to beat a path to my door.'
The Flying Lawn Tigers.
'My answering service tells me you called about a job back in July.'
"Everything's just fine. The garden is coming in beautifully, and Jeremy is in his usual rage."
"Declared Victory Garden"
Tags:garden, gardens, gardening, victory garden, victory gardens, war garden, war gardens, plant, plants, grass, grasses, weed, weeds, flower, flowers, tall, overgrown, lawn, lawns, yard, yards, backyard, backyards, front yard, front yards, landscape, landscapes, landscaping, landscaper, landscapers, upkeep, eyesore, ugly, declared victory, victory, victories, war, wars, maintenance, lawn maintenance, property maintenance, nature, natural
"We really need to hire a landscaper."
"You called for lawn service?"
"The gods seem angrier than usual today."
Tags:animal, animals, talking animal, talking animals, insect, insects, bug, bugs, beetle, beetles, god, gods, angry, upset, lawn, lawns, mowing, mower, mowers, mowing the lawn, cutting the grass, housework, chore, chores, perspective, perspectives, human, humans, yardwork, landscaping, landscaper, landscapers, religion, religious
"You were very brave."
Tags:man, men, lawncare, lawn care, landscaping, landscaper, landscapers, garden, gardens, gardening, yardwork, gardener, gardeners, trimming, cutting, tree, trees, branch, branches, brave, courageous, medical, medicine, procedure, procedures, praise, praising, doctor, doctors, kids, kid, child, children, patient, patients, environment, nature, arborist, arborists, tree surgeon, tree surgeons, arboriculture
"I've asked around about you...what can't you do?"
"I think you would be well advised to locate the new delphinium bed elsewhere, Hobbs."
Tags:plant, plants, planting, planter, planters, delphinium, delphiniums, delphinium bed, delphinium beds, flower, flowers, flower bed, flower beds, dig up, digs up, digging up, dug up, new bed, new beds, body, bodies, dead body, dead bodies, archaeologist, archaeologists, archaeology, archeologist, archeologists, archeology, relocate, relocates, flower garden, flower gardens, landscape, landscapes, landscaping, landscaper, landscapers, garden, gardens, gardener, gardeners, gardening
A sign on the front lawn of a house reads "Keep off the chemicals".
Tags:home, homes, house, houses, yard, yards, lawn, lawns, grass, pesticide, pesticides, insecticide, insecticides, herbicide, herbicides, chemical, chemicals, science, farm, farms, farming, agriculture, landscaping, landscaper, landscapers, groundskeeping, groundskeeper, groundskeepers, nature, unnatural, environmental issues, environment, sign, signs, signage, keep off, warning, warnings, unhealthy, health, modern life
'I want to thank you for all the business you've brought us.'
"As weed-whackers go, it's a little quiet for my taste."