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"The weeds - I want 'em whacked."
Tags:yard, yards, front yard, backyard, yardwork, yard work, landscaping, landscaper, landscapers, grass, lawn, lawns, mulch, rake, raking, rakes, hoe, hoes, tool, tools, pool, pools, swimming pool, swimming pools, outside, nature, magazine, magazines, garden, gardens, gardening, gardener, gardeners
"I'm greener, yes. But am I happier?"
Tags:plant, plants, grass, greener, happier, happy, happiness, unhappy, the grass is greener on the other side, weed, weeds, unkempt, messy, garden, gardens, gardener, gardeners, lawn, lawns, landscaping, landscaper, landscapers, jealously, saying, sayings, expression, expressions, word play, wordplay
'Gee, Dad... I wish we could afford to send our grass like that to get it cut!'
A man raking his lawn watches as the leaves climb back into the trees.
Tags:autumn, fall, tree, trees, season, seasons, seasonal, lawn, lawns, lawn care, yardwork, housework, landscaping, landscaper, landscapers, chore, chores, rake, rakes, raking, raking the leaves, leaf, leaves, climbing, escaping, returning, personification, anthropomorphic, anthropomorphism, nature
'Truthfully, I never wanted the world to beat a path to my door.'
"Extreme Leaf Blowing"
Tags:leaf blower, leaf blowers, landscaping, landscaper, landscapers, lawn maintenance, maintenance, maintenance man, maintenance men, lawn service, groundskeeper, groundskeepers, leaf, leaves, destruction, destroy, destroying, funnel, funnels, funnel cloud, funnel clouds, tornado, tornadoes, weather, bad weather, storm, storms, stormy, windy, wind, windstorm, windstorms, extreme, neighbourhood, neighborhood, fall, autumn, noisy, annoying, loud
The Flying Lawn Tigers.
"Everything's just fine. The garden is coming in beautifully, and Jeremy is in his usual rage."
'My answering service tells me you called about a job back in July.'
"Declared Victory Garden"
Tags:garden, gardens, gardening, victory garden, victory gardens, war garden, war gardens, plant, plants, grass, grasses, weed, weeds, flower, flowers, tall, overgrown, lawn, lawns, yard, yards, backyard, backyards, front yard, front yards, landscape, landscapes, landscaping, landscaper, landscapers, upkeep, eyesore, ugly, declared victory, victory, victories, war, wars, maintenance, lawn maintenance, property maintenance, nature, natural
"The gods seem angrier than usual today."
Tags:animal, animals, talking animal, talking animals, insect, insects, bug, bugs, beetle, beetles, god, gods, angry, upset, lawn, lawns, mowing, mower, mowers, mowing the lawn, cutting the grass, housework, chore, chores, perspective, perspectives, human, humans, yardwork, landscaping, landscaper, landscapers, religion, religious
"You were very brave."
Tags:man, men, lawncare, lawn care, landscaping, landscaper, landscapers, garden, gardens, gardening, yardwork, gardener, gardeners, trimming, cutting, tree, trees, branch, branches, brave, courageous, medical, medicine, procedure, procedures, praise, praising, doctor, doctors, kids, kid, child, children, patient, patients, environment, nature, arborist, arborists, tree surgeon, tree surgeons, arboriculture
"I've asked around about you...what can't you do?"
"I think you would be well advised to locate the new delphinium bed elsewhere, Hobbs."
Tags:plant, plants, planting, planter, planters, delphinium, delphiniums, delphinium bed, delphinium beds, flower, flowers, flower bed, flower beds, dig up, digs up, digging up, dug up, new bed, new beds, body, bodies, dead body, dead bodies, archaeologist, archaeologists, archaeology, archeologist, archeologists, archeology, relocate, relocates, flower garden, flower gardens, landscape, landscapes, landscaping, landscaper, landscapers, garden, gardens, gardener, gardeners, gardening
A sign on the front lawn of a house reads "Keep off the chemicals".
Tags:home, homes, house, houses, yard, yards, lawn, lawns, grass, pesticide, pesticides, insecticide, insecticides, herbicide, herbicides, chemical, chemicals, science, farm, farms, farming, agriculture, landscaping, landscaper, landscapers, groundskeeping, groundskeeper, groundskeepers, nature, unnatural, environmental issues, environment, sign, signs, signage, keep off, warning, warnings, unhealthy, health, modern life
'I want to thank you for all the business you've brought us.'
"As weed-whackers go, it's a little quiet for my taste."
"Did you, Larry the Landscaper, ever promise anybody a rose garden?"
Bazzini & Sons Lawn Service: 'We don't cut corners'.