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"It sure is great to be back in France."
Tags:france, french, pastry, pastries, bread, breads, baguette, baguettes, muffin, muffins, croissant, croissants, french bread, french breads, french vacation, french vacations, french holiday, french holidays, landscape, landscapes, landscaping, french trip, french trips, bakery, bakeries, baker, bakers
"The weeds - I want 'em whacked."
"I would have done this differently."
Tags:yard, yards, front yard, backyard, yardwork, yard work, landscaping, landscaper, landscapers, grass, lawn, lawns, mulch, rake, raking, rakes, hoe, hoes, tool, tools, pool, pools, swimming pool, swimming pools, outside, nature, magazine, magazines, garden, gardens, gardening, gardener, gardeners
'Hey, look! The subpeonies are in bloom!'
A Wisconsin Cheesescape
"I'm greener, yes. But am I happier?"
Tags:plant, plants, grass, greener, happier, happy, happiness, unhappy, the grass is greener on the other side, weed, weeds, unkempt, messy, garden, gardens, gardener, gardeners, lawn, lawns, landscaping, landscaper, landscapers, jealously, saying, sayings, expression, expressions, word play, wordplay
"Shouldn't you rake those up first and then set them on fire?"
Tags:leaf, leaves, clearing leaves, raking, raking leaves, rake, rakes, chore, chores, housework, yardwork, landscaping, landscaper, lawn, lawns, yard, yards, garden, gardens, gardening, fire, fires, on fire, fire hazard, fire hazards, fire safety, unsafe, safety hazard, safety hazards, bad idea, bad ideas, dangerous, dangerous idea, dangerous ideas, dumb, dumb idea, dumb ideas, husband, husbands, man, men, marriage, nag, annoy, berate, bother
'Using your clients' money to landscape your compound doesn't constitute a 'hedge fund'.'
'Gee, Dad... I wish we could afford to send our grass like that to get it cut!'
A man raking his lawn watches as the leaves climb back into the trees.
Tags:autumn, fall, tree, trees, season, seasons, seasonal, lawn, lawns, lawn care, yardwork, housework, landscaping, landscaper, landscapers, chore, chores, rake, rakes, raking, raking the leaves, leaf, leaves, climbing, escaping, returning, personification, anthropomorphic, anthropomorphism, nature
'Truthfully, I never wanted the world to beat a path to my door.'
"Extreme Leaf Blowing"
Tags:leaf blower, leaf blowers, landscaping, landscaper, landscapers, lawn maintenance, maintenance, maintenance man, maintenance men, lawn service, groundskeeper, groundskeepers, leaf, leaves, destruction, destroy, destroying, funnel, funnels, funnel cloud, funnel clouds, tornado, tornadoes, weather, bad weather, storm, storms, stormy, windy, wind, windstorm, windstorms, extreme, neighbourhood, neighborhood, fall, autumn, noisy, annoying, loud
The Flying Lawn Tigers.
'My answering service tells me you called about a job back in July.'
"Everything's just fine. The garden is coming in beautifully, and Jeremy is in his usual rage."
Garden Shop: Top Soil. Bottom Soil.
"Declared Victory Garden"
Tags:garden, gardens, gardening, victory garden, victory gardens, war garden, war gardens, plant, plants, grass, grasses, weed, weeds, flower, flowers, tall, overgrown, lawn, lawns, yard, yards, backyard, backyards, front yard, front yards, landscape, landscapes, landscaping, landscaper, landscapers, upkeep, eyesore, ugly, declared victory, victory, victories, war, wars, maintenance, lawn maintenance, property maintenance, nature, natural
'So, how much to remove this ugly old tree? $1750. It's not THAT ugly.'
"This the first time you guys ever installed an above-ground pool?"
"The old pearly gates looked nice, but they were hell to maintain."
Tags:religion, religious, death, after death, afterlife, heaven, heaven's gate, entrance to heaven, st. peter's gate, saint peter's gate, pearly gates, st. peter, saint peter, angel, angels, gate, gates, fence, fences, fencing, architecture, design, decoration, decorations, landscaping, chain-link fence, chain-link fencing, chain-link fences, maintenance, upkeep, hell
A naturally occurring hedgerow
'That plant food really works!'