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''Pop'? In my part of the country they're called a 'Soda-Tart'.'
"My grandparents are from the old country. When they don't want me to know what they're saying, they speak in Latin."
'Excuse me, I need some help. Do you speak Tweet?'
"He doesn't speak English. Act out for him that he should take 2 pills and 3 pills alternate days for nine days, and then he should come back here."
'In Antarctica we have 27 different words for 'hello'.'
"I have no idea what you are babbling about, and why aren't you working on the tower."
'I speak six languages fluently but I don't understand my teenager daughter.'
"I understand you're translating for Maria."
"You Brits really crack me up. Biscuit instead of cookie and lorry instead of van. So tell me, when you just said 'You're fired', what's it mean in American?"