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'Yeah we found it, hey Ichabod, remember that jack o' lantern somebody left at table two this morning? Where is it?'
"That reminds me, your Dentist called."
A renaissance man switches on a light
"Oh, I'm not looking for an honest man anymore, just someone whose lies I can detect."
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Santa uses Rudolph's nose as a lamp.
The Jackal Lantern
'Get out of here, before I have an ASBO served on you!'
Carol singers in Victorian costume.
"My girlfriend got it for me. What? It's not so bad is it? Is it?..."
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"Done! Will that be all, Rich?"
'I'm afraid of the dark.'
'Wearing a pumpkin isn't bad, but the candle makes it hot.'
Diogenes: 'I found an honest man once, and he reported me for vagrancy.'
'How about using this pumpkin for Halloween, it will make a great shrunken head.'
'What do I want? You're the one with the magic powers. Don't you know what I want?'
'Arghhh! He's got no face!'
Artist and night
'Well, they put the lantern in the steeple, but Paul had nodded off, so I said, 'Hey Paul...'.'
They're not all named 'Jack': 'Sara, meet Ned, Dawn, George and Axel.'
'The guy looked honest!'
'Trick or treat?'
"Come on lad, a bit of elbow grease, you need to rub harder than that."
"I started out looking for an honest man and settled for a guy with creative bookkeeping skills."
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"You look a little warm. You Okay?"
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