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"Can I tempt Madam with a piece of gum?"
'Ahoy there! We've been adrift for three weeks. Can we come aboard and use your toilet?'
'I always thought that when we got older we'd be living in the lap of luxury, not the crotch of poverty!'
The Rectum of Luxury.
'I used to sit in the lap of luxury. Then luxury stood up.'
"I used to sit in the lap of luxury. Then luxury stood up."
How the other half live.
Lifestyles of the hamsters of the rich and famous.
In this world there is no such think as a free meal...unless you are a cat!
"When we got married, you said we'd be in the lap of luxury...but here we are, in the butt of bankruptcy!"
"I'm still looking for the lap of luxury."